kayadd33
Richmond, Canada
Today, my daughter sat me down for a long talk. It turns out that she thinks she is the Chosen One. FML
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perdix 31
1. Write down what she says. 2. Dress in sandals and robes. 3. Go to a crowded place like a mall. 4. Read your daughter's writings to the crowd. 5. ????? 6. Prophet.
Sparks808 10
"Into every generation a slayer is born: one girl in all the world, a chosen one. She alone will wield the strength and skill to fight the vampires, demons, and the forces of darkness; to stop the spread of their evil and the swell of their number. She is the Slayer." Congrats, mom!!
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Anonymoouse_fml 0
That's when you shout "FUS RO DAH" and knock some sense in
dogluver900 2
CHOSEN FOR WHAT ???? And no "funny" ansewrrs
123bigdog 0
Ohkay, Thats cool, But who does number 2 work for?
1_awesome_1 4
Harry potter is the chosen one!
perdix 31
Who does she think she is? Wayne Gretzky?
WorldsGhost 2
For those Hunger Games??
loginword123 0
Not possible because I am the chosen one!
mfayem 15
Damn! You beat me to it! XD
linkinpark98 24
Only one shall survive!
LittleAkuma 2
This could mean a lot of things. Chosen to defeat He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. Chosen to slay vampires; if this is the case please begin with the ones commonly referred to as sparklpires or fairies. Chosen to save pokemon and humans a like. Chosen to carry the one ring to rule them all. ...and more.. However, the real question remains; How old is she?
igster137 0
May the force be with you!!!