Today, my daughter admitted to me that the only reason she's nice to me is because I give her money. She's six. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my 7 year-old daughter was counting all the money she made over the weekend from her lemonade stand. She made sixty dollars and said now she has more money than I do. She's right. FML
Today, I learned that my daughter pocketed the money I'd paid so she could go to college. FML
Today, my child told me when she makes enough money to support herself, she's never going to speak to me again. FML
Today, I'm so strapped for cash, I had to send my daughter to play with my neighbor's daughter, both are 5, because she gets fed there. She suddenly came home saying they're not friends anymore, bragging how she hit her and she bled while crying. Why? She bought 2 new toys and gave her one, so they have the same. FML
Today, as I spent my last $6 on groceries, the woman at the register gave me a dirty look because I declined to donate $1 to a children's charity. My six year-old son immediately chimed in with, "Mommy, why aren't you helping the poor children?" FML
Today, my second-grade daughter asked her teacher how much money she makes. FML
Today, my daughter told me that my head is shaped like a kidney bean and that I'm lucky she even talks to me in public. She's 6. FML
Today, my brat daughter got pissed that I didn't spend "enough" money on her Sweet Sixteen party. She threw a tantrum and told my husband about my affair. FML
Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML
Today, a lady I know gave my 3 year-old daughter a little coin purse, saying, "Your mum can put some money in that for you." My daughter responded, "But mummy has no money." I would have laughed, had it not been spot on. FML
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Top comments
Cortezthe1st 23
Don't give her money for no reason. Put it into a college savings instead.
weveallbeenthere 30
she's learning to manipulate you early. you already know you need to fix this.
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Comments (63)
ezrajab 22
Damn that's painful sorry op
Princess_meem 5
Atleast she's being honest
ladyg228 15
Why does a 6 year old need money in the first place? I didn't get an allowance until middle school and it was only for lunch and snacks after school
djstiv3 15
future stripper... better keep her in check
NodakN8V 25
Like a boss
miss_amphetamine 24
I feel like when she's older she's gonna be rich lol
jousselinn 5
Don't give her money.
yzzob 3
....I agreed your life sucked, then realized you're giving a SIX year old money? awesome parenting
eileen_amanda333 6
Just look on the bright side..... At least she honest
beanthemouse 13
Wait, you give your 6 year old money? All I got was stickers, the occasional toy and money only when the tooth fairy came. Treat your child like a damn child OP, YDI.