Today, my daughter admitted to me that the only reason she's nice to me is because I give her money. She's six. FML
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Today, my 7 year-old daughter was counting all the money she made over the weekend from her lemonade stand. She made sixty dollars and said now she has more money than I do. She's right. FML
Today, I learned that my daughter pocketed the money I'd paid so she could go to college. FML
Today, my child told me when she makes enough money to support herself, she's never going to speak to me again. FML
Today, I'm so strapped for cash, I had to send my daughter to play with my neighbor's daughter, both are 5, because she gets fed there. She suddenly came home saying they're not friends anymore, bragging how she hit her and she bled while crying. Why? She bought 2 new toys and gave her one, so they have the same. FML
Today, as I spent my last $6 on groceries, the woman at the register gave me a dirty look because I declined to donate $1 to a children's charity. My six year-old son immediately chimed in with, "Mommy, why aren't you helping the poor children?" FML
Today, my second-grade daughter asked her teacher how much money she makes. FML
Today, my daughter told me that my head is shaped like a kidney bean and that I'm lucky she even talks to me in public. She's 6. FML
Today, my brat daughter got pissed that I didn't spend "enough" money on her Sweet Sixteen party. She threw a tantrum and told my husband about my affair. FML
Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML
Today, a lady I know gave my 3 year-old daughter a little coin purse, saying, "Your mum can put some money in that for you." My daughter responded, "But mummy has no money." I would have laughed, had it not been spot on. FML
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Top comments
Cortezthe1st 23
Don't give her money for no reason. Put it into a college savings instead.
weveallbeenthere 30
she's learning to manipulate you early. you already know you need to fix this.
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Comments (63)
wondercat40 28
When she's older, tell her to get a job at the bakery! I hear there's plenty of dough there!
EchoSerenity 15
Could you happen to be my sister? lol Sounds like something my niece would say.
MichaelaStyles1 4
Why does a six year old even need money?? I'm 17 And I didn't start getting money until I was about 14...
yerrkiddingme 2
Why you giving your six year old money?
limabeans101029 21
Quite a lot of children get pocket money. I can't remember whether I was given any when I was six, but I think I was. I'd get about £5 a month to spend on toys, books, games, etc. I think it actually taught me to be more responsible with money.
ian3866 12
Well she has the right mindset to become a politician.
poirot_fml 13
Gold digger childhood huh
potatoe_barf 13
Maybe if you keep giving her money, she will come see you when she is an adult for more money ;)
6demon6spawn6 12
Well dont give your SIX YEAR OLD daughter money! Idiot.
foxmatrix15 8
U should think that's cute laugh and move on. She's 6. So far she's learned part of what this world is about. Be proud
worldclassrager 41
Starting at a young age...what will she ask for next?