By kengu - 23/10/2011 21:02 - Norway

Today, I mopped all the floors in my house. When I was finally done, I accidentally knocked over an open bottle of soda. My cats took this as a perfect opportunity to chase each other around, step in the soda, and track sticky paw prints everywhere. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 617
You deserved it 7 124

Same thing different taste

Top comments

ceilingfans 1

My fat ass cats would drink it.

UrLyfSuxx 0


Your pussy is in a sticky situation, isn't it?

Ooh, someone mentioned a variation of the word "cat"! Time for a pussy joke! You're clever.

Everyone dont be like this loser. Take the high road and dont make a "PUSSY" joke

flockz 19

3 what's wrong with 'cat'. "you're 'cat' is in a sticky situation isn't he?"

If some people associate the word "pussy" with anything else rather that a "pussy cat" due to their inability to imagine anything but genitals is not my problem. Several meanings for the word exist. @#6 - yes I am @#48 - nothing wrong with cat. Also, you're = you are, and tge pussy cat could be a she

Thanks for correcting my errors 59. Actually, i didn't try hard at all. To aid you due to your mental incapacities, and to over react about the word "pussy" (omg, I said it again), I will tell you the truth - the pussy in question is your moms. So go grow some pubic hair, learn what an erection is & the you can see why people think you are just a silly wanker.

Alexisthebestest 16

Why did you have to make this sexual?

RachelBerry_fml 5

Really? That's your reason? A dog can't step in sticky crap and walk around?

rawrr61 4

MOST of them aren't that stupid. They'd just try to lick it up.

flockz 19

yes good. licking shit off the floor is the smarter choice.

RachelBerry_fml 5

Then it's not all over. So yes :) licking shit off the floor is smarter!

I don't consider a yipping little fur-ball a dog.

4ugu4 7

Dogs are way worse then cats in that situation..

I get it you have dogs because you like to go outside and step in their shit instead of clean up little paw prints.

Alexisthebestest 16

I prefer dogs because they are loyal and offer a lot more that cats- like protection. Plus, IMO, they aren't nearly as annoying.

cicinyc 7

114- Uhhh cats don't bark at some stupid squirrel running across the backyard or something. I don't even have cats I have dogs and atleast cats can actually catch the freakin squirrel dogs can't even do that!!!:(

koolkat27 13

Dogs smell disgusting, and cats don't smell half as bad as dogs. I don't hate dogs, I just wonder why some people adore them so much.

You're an asshole dogs aren't just some ornament to sit on your ******* lawn they belong inside with a loving family douchebag

kroekdog 7

And then there were cockroaches...

rawrr61 4

At least they're on the floor, and not being thrown up?

Send them to a chinese restaraunt. Yeah. That will show them.

ceilingfans 1

My fat ass cats would drink it.

ikickgingers 15

You should take your dog over to RachelBerrys house so it can meet her dogs. She has them for the same reason you do.

ikickgingers 15

No idea who Rachel Berry is... If you are trying to insult me-- Please use somebody obvious .... Kthanks!!

She made an earlier comment on why she has dogs - same reason as yours actually. You could create a "Why have dog(s)" club.

ikickgingers 15

Hahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahaahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha I am an asshat. *goes and sits in the corner* I thought you meant that glee lady.. I okay okay kicky gtfo. Done

Yes. Well said. This is a typical cat reaction to such a situation. Dogs are, apparently, totally different.

You seem to be very defensive about your cats.

Llama_Face89 33

65- possibly because cats are awesome. But yea...that sounds like something my cat would do...also pop out of a hole in the wall and yowl while I'm watching the grudge...

You should be used to cleaning sticky stuff off of floors. Cat urine is horrible.

KiddNYC1O 20

Isn't that what the litter box is for?

mintcar 9

Your cats hate you and they did it on purpose.