Today, my dad turned off our cable. The reason? His favorite character from The Walking Dead died. FML
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Today, while I was working my shift at the store, my girlfriend appeared and asked to talk to me. Once we were alone, she burst into tears and started sobbing. Turns out someone's dad died in her favorite TV show and she wanted some comfort. FML
Today, I found out my mom is getting rid of cable TV. My dad and I bought her a 700 dollar plasma screen TV for Christmas. FML
Today, my girlfriend changed our cable subscription to include MTV. This made us lose the only channel I care about: HBO. Goodbye Game of Thrones, hello Teen Mom. FML
Today, I tried to get my son off of the couch by turning off the wifi. Afterward, I went to watch tv. Turns out he got me back by turning off the cable. FML
Today, I found out that my dad writes really weird and scary slash fiction involving characters from all of the CSI TV show franchises. FML
Today, I was watching some episodes of The Walking Dead with my boyfriend, after recently introducing him to the series. A scene involving Carl came on, and my boyfriend said, "God damn. You ever give me a kid that annoying, I'll shoot both of ya right in the head." FML
Today, I hung up the phone and went to tell my dad that I’d finished switching all the utilities into my name. Then I remembered I was switching them into my name because of his death. FML
Today, my husband surprised me by cooking a romantic dinner. I asked him why the sudden gesture. His response? "The cable was out." FML
Today, my dad sat me down for a talk. After the talk, he wasn't my dad anymore. FML
Today, I was rushed to the hospital because I was crying so hard I couldn't breathe. Why was I crying? My favorite anime character died. FML
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Top comments
dontlookman 20
Tell your dad he'll meet his favorite character soon enough if he doesn't turn it back on.
Eliseopwns 22
Denial is a preliminary stage of grief, my friend. Hang tight for the long ride.
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Comments (231)
badwolf4242 13
5$ days it was Dale
CosmicElk 26
i nearly rage quit when hershel died in all fairness. i will rage if glen or maggie die. or darryl..or mishone...or carl..
HeyHay10 20
It had better have been Beth or Tyrone because if his favorite was Noah there are more issues than no cable here.
mariemelody_fml 9
I hope he doesnt like Game of thrones
LordOfCheese 10
GLEN NOoOoOoOoo
da_epic_failman 7
What was he expecting? Honestly?!?