Intimacy: Today, my dad offered to take me and my sister to school because...

By Anonymous - 05/12/2009 00:22 - Australia

Today, my dad offered to take me and my sister to school because we just moved houses. On the way, he asked us why we looked so tired. We just said we were tired from moving house. Truth is, our room is right next to theirs. We heard everything. Loud and clear. FML

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By fmjob - 21/07/2009 04:39 - Canada

Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML

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Empty nest

By AllieG33 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Albuquerque

Today, after returning from taking my sister off to college, my parents told me that our house would be a lot quieter with my sister gone. Not because she's loud, but because she has friends and I apparently don't. FML

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By E…… - 02/03/2009 17:28 - United States

Today, while driving my kids to school, my son said, "Why don't you find another place to live, so we can just live with daddy?" Then my daughter added, "Yeah, 'cause we LOVE Daddy." FML

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By mstannyngdogevr - 28/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Orlando

Today, my fiancé and I moved into a new home a few houses away from our previous one. We were excited about not hearing our roommate's dog howling non-stop anymore. We can hear him from the new house. Very clearly. FML

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Oh no…

By Oh... - 26/07/2019 16:00 - Australia

Today, my grandma drove me home from school early because I was sick. I went upstairs and heard my parents having sex. Embarrassed, I ran downstairs and was about to leave the house when I saw a car pull into the driveway. It was my dad. FML

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You deserved it 269

Make it stop

By Fuck - 18/10/2022 10:00

Today, I was feeling too tired because I couldn't sleep last night, due to my mother's snoring. Since I stayed with both my parents and my sister in a small town for a vacation, I requested to sleep in separate rooms because my mother's snoring is disgustingly loud. She refused, and called me a crybaby. FML

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You deserved it 128

Home sweet home?

By Anonymous - 13/09/2009 21:23 - United States

Today, I was helping my dad move into his new house. It's a 4-bedroom house and he has three kids so it's perfect. I was wandering around and noticed that the first bedroom is his, the second is my older brother's, the third is my younger sister's, and the fourth is an office. I have no room. FML

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You deserved it 3 341

Abuse

By Anonymous - 13/07/2020 17:01

Today, I was taking Zoom classes. We live in a one-bedroom apartment, which means I could hear my mom and dad fighting. I didn't notice that my mic wasn't muted. Everyone in my class now thinks that CPS needs to be called to my house. FML

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You deserved it 268

By Anonymous - 19/05/2011 23:05 - Canada

Today, I took my 6 year old son to meet our new neighbours. When we got home he packed his bags and headed for the door. Once he reached the door, I asked where he was going. He replied, "To the neighbours'. They have a bigger television." FML

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Love thy neighbour

By Anonymous - 07/02/2023 10:00

Today, I found out that I have moved next door to a guy from my school, with whom I've had a arguments with. FML

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fits138 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 9:39

Well that's always awkward...

bubblybrooke 12

Saturday 5 December 2009 15:12

I'm directly under my parents room. the ceiling shakes. :|

Comments

ryguy997 0

Monday 8 March 2010 21:10

#29 they're both girls. I doubt lesbian here.

Hollister1995 0

Tuesday 6 July 2010 22:31

Urggh, happens to me all the time. Walk in on them...it'll scare the hell outta them ;)

xXNerrrdXx 16

Saturday 6 July 2013 17:54

i doubt OP actually wanna see whats in there xD

StormGirl142 24

Friday 4 March 2011 3:22

Awkward... But you get cool points for taking it well :)

Csar 0

Friday 18 March 2011 10:33

What? Unfinished FML? I think so.

SoCalHco 0

Monday 4 April 2011 22:46

ah! I hate that. I think I've heard my parents before. it haunts me ;/

ilaveyou 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 5:13

my moms a screamer.

angele727 0

Friday 15 July 2011 1:31

I don't get it...

KathyBoobs 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 22:19

LOL! The same thing happened to me!

BullletProof 5

Friday 27 January 2012 2:45

You should have told him "I think you know. You were awake when we were". Maybe then he's get the hint and either keep it down or they'd go have sex in the car so you don't have to hear it.