Today, my dad met my boyfriend. It took less than 10 seconds for him to accuse my boyfriend of being a "queer" because his handshake was "too limp". FML
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Today, my dad met my boyfriend for the first time. He soon "casually" took a huge knife from the kitchen drawer and told my boyfriend that he's always wondered what it'd be like to stab someone. FML
Today, I finally let my parents meet a boyfriend of mine for the first time ever. My dad mentioned how he was happy to finally meet him, because for the past 4 years he'd thought I was gay. FML
Today, I introduced my dad to my boyfriend. I gave my dad the middle finger and he thumped me on the head, as we've been playfully doing for years. My boyfriend got all mad and tried to fight my dad. FML
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Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents for the first time. My dad took one look at him, sighed and said, "You deserve someone better. Someone who is responsible, and has their priorities straight in life." Beyond upset, I told my dad that I love him. My dad disgruntledly responded, "I was talking to him." FML
Today, my parents met my boyfriend, and to say it went badly is an understatement. My mom went outside to relax by chain smoking and the shouting, and the screaming only ended when my dad took my boyfriend by the scruff of the neck and threw him out the front door into the street. FML
Today, it became apparent that my father knows more about my boyfriend than I do because he spends so much time interrogating him. FML
Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML
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El_Boxeador 14
Tell your dad "Fortunately for me, he's other thing isn't too limp". I bet he won't think he's a queer anymore!! He might kill him tho...
brendejafulable 41
I hope you prepared him before.
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raysmith121 10
If he can't give your dad a respectable hand shake the. He doesn't deserve you.
cccccccchrissss 4
I don't think that's how it works
John_in_Oz 12
1. Some Dads are dicks. They choose a victim, and try to elicit a look of dismay on their face. They find that expression more rewarding than a baby's smile. If your dad is such a person, the 'gay' is just a convenient slur; in a few year's he'll be using 'paedophile'. Either way, if that's your Dad's character, you should have recognised it and warned the bf ahead of time. 2. Some boyfriends are dicks. If he's a player, a small challenge is often enough to have him go hunting where it's easier. So he leaves you before breaking your heart rather than after. Parenting accomplished. 3. If he doesn't have the character to withstand a small challenge from your dad, he probably doesn't have the character to be more than a fair weather friend. Best to dissuade him in the first place. Expect this sort of challenge via your dad. This is your opportunity to judge the bf's character too. See how he handles stress and often unexpected challenges.
ForComments 1
You sound like a cocky, overconfident a-hole who wants his opinions to be more then that.
apcsox 18
Dear OP.... Sorry that you're dating a woman
imbedderdenu 23
Dude take your Dad's advice and run. you don't want a pansy ass who can't even shake a hand. ew.
Kempeth 5
Tell your BF that the next time he shakes hands with your father he should compliment him on his strong, masculine handshake. (preferrably in a low seductive voice). Always mess with the minds of ignorant people!
Lightning_Farron 11
You're dad is an idiot.
Kempeth 5
You're grammar should of been has good as hearse.
AlyssaDiannaa 20
I learned from a cop to always have a firm handshake. I've never given a wimpy handshake since then and that was a couple years ago.
trippyturts 7
Your boyfriend deserves it OP. It's not hard to give a firm handshake.
TheEASON 3
You must be from the south...cause that's TRUE! Lol