Today, my dad looked me dead in the eyes and told me that if I wanted to join the Lingerie Football League, I would have his approval. His drunken friends nodded in agreement. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Today, my dad told me he liked men. While he was making a drunken speech. At my wedding. FML
Today, I went to a function with my dad for a football team. Handing my dad the camera, I finally worked up the courage to ask for a photo with my favourite player. The guy was looking at my boobs in all three photo attempts. FML
Today, I was pouring my heart out to my dad about how I'm such a loser and how I have no friends. He listened sympathetically, until his phone buzzed with a text message. He said, "Balls, the guys from work wanna get shitfaced!" and took a rain check on me. FML
Today, I talked to my dad about joining the military. He got up, laughed, and said, "As if the army would accept a pussy like you." FML
Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML
Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Today, I told my dad I was going to the gym. He stood up and clapped. FML
Today, my dad got drunk and asked if I had inherited his "abnormally tiny penis." FML
Today, my dad walked in to the arena where I was watching a hockey game with my boyfriend and his friends. My dad was wearing a crazy grey mohawk wig/hat. Meanwhile, my boyfriend just finished telling me how embarassing it would be to be that guy's kid. FML
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Fx13mz 7
So go ahead and do it already. He said it's okay.
allinicolesmh 0
*Dad watching lfl* "That's my girl, I raised her good!"
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Comments (147)
EarAcheMyEYE10 2
Your Dad's I'd a weirdo-asshole.... I hope your boyfriend mans up and tells your Dad to suck his D#%k!!!! Then you should tell your Dad that your Mom wasn't a ***** and neither are you!!! Then find his best friend... smile at him and then accuse him of being a **** with your Dad!! That will teach the asshole!!!:)
BiancaW 0
Pedodad
redneck2167 0
They must think your a looker haha
happy_im_not_you 3
Oh no your father believes in you how sad
zero_dyme 3
You must be a babe.
Nikelopez 11
Alexis is a sexy name
un1corns 15
Well he sounds nice..
juicifer 0
You should move away from Arkansas..
divadro102 16
You're sexy then. You have my approval too
LadyDeadPool 3
that's disturbing not hot you c***s. it's her dad
LydiaTankian 6
It's disgusting! I'd leave.