Today, my dad looked me dead in the eyes and told me that if I wanted to join the Lingerie Football League, I would have his approval. His drunken friends nodded in agreement. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Today, my dad told me he liked men. While he was making a drunken speech. At my wedding. FML
Today, I went to a function with my dad for a football team. Handing my dad the camera, I finally worked up the courage to ask for a photo with my favourite player. The guy was looking at my boobs in all three photo attempts. FML
Today, I was pouring my heart out to my dad about how I'm such a loser and how I have no friends. He listened sympathetically, until his phone buzzed with a text message. He said, "Balls, the guys from work wanna get shitfaced!" and took a rain check on me. FML
Today, I talked to my dad about joining the military. He got up, laughed, and said, "As if the army would accept a pussy like you." FML
Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML
Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Today, I told my dad I was going to the gym. He stood up and clapped. FML
Today, my dad got drunk and asked if I had inherited his "abnormally tiny penis." FML
Today, my dad walked in to the arena where I was watching a hockey game with my boyfriend and his friends. My dad was wearing a crazy grey mohawk wig/hat. Meanwhile, my boyfriend just finished telling me how embarassing it would be to be that guy's kid. FML
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Fx13mz 7
So go ahead and do it already. He said it's okay.
allinicolesmh 0
*Dad watching lfl* "That's my girl, I raised her good!"
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Comments (147)
pip74205 9
On the down side, that is one of the most disturbing things I've ever read on FML. On the bright side, it means your really hot and can get any guy you want.
bizarre_ftw 22
Or her dad is simply disturbed :/ doesn't mean she's That hot
deefan101 11
I think ur daddy has some issues... Perv
jenncain 5
I play and I love it lol never thought a dad would encourage it tho.
radiantxxreality 8
Hmmm...wow. But, at least he's supportive in whatever you do, right?
bizarre_ftw 22
Not so much, his daughter just gives him a boner
thefatman38 4
That's damn funny!!! Doesn't necessarily mean he thinks your good looking just means he wants the hundreds of dollars u can make in the LFL ahahaha
nikijcchz 10
that's sick eewww . I'm sorry
wkaspar 0
That's just gross.
UhLeeUh 6
Uh.. I hope he was drunk with his friends and didn't mean that. o_o
stro88 6
Damn you must be that fine if your dad and his cronies ogle that ass.
Mikemfm88 6
If ur hot enough do it!