By Selina - 22/06/2013 22:59 - United States - Trenton

Today, my dad invited our very cute neighbor inside to introduce him to me. I was wearing pajamas and hadn't showered in two days due to being extremely sick. FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 791
You deserved it 5 321

Same thing different taste

Top comments

dinosxxrawr 22

he's seen you at your worst. it can only get better from here.

He might have enjoyed the pajama part for all you know.

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Druu 53

"Sorry, I just got out of bed. Maybe we can meet there sometime?"

moonsalt 20
badluckdawson 19

This happened to me once except I threw up when I met her

It's what's on the inside that counts!

Well OP's sick so I would presume phlegm and other bodily gunk

beyondneptune 9

he probably likes them dirty girls

Please shower, too. It will probably make you feel better.

Druu 53

Then they'd both be sick.. misery loves company?

Being sick is not an excuse to not shower for 2 days.

I'm guessing you've never been severely sick before?

Or that you don't know that your body doesn't need to be showered every single ******* day?

Lol #31 you sound a bit defensive... Have people been telling you that you need to shower more?

Hmmm...she does appear to have some sort of gas mask on. Perhaps this means something?

Look from the bright side: hes seen ur worst look, can only get better;)

F. Your. Life. That must have SUCKED! I hope you tore into your dad once the neighbour was gone!