FML : Today, I was stopped by a cop whilst opening my front door. Apparently my house has been under investigation for being abandoned and a possible drug lab....

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Today, I was stopped by a cop whilst opening my front door. Apparently my house has been under investigation for being abandoned and a possible drug lab. I live alone with my cats. I knew it was sad, not that it was suspicious. FML

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You deserved it

By ButILiveHere - / Wednesday 10 October 2018 03:00 / Netherlands - Voerendaal

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By BurnInDemonFire | 24

#7701306 - Saturday 29 September 2018 16:40

It might be the smell. You might want to re-home a couple cats.

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7706474 - Wednesday 10 October 2018 3:11

You were illegally growing catnip, weren't you?

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By BurnInDemonFire | 24

#7701306 - Saturday 29 September 2018 16:40

It might be the smell. You might want to re-home a couple cats.

Daniella Verbrugge | 10

#7709589 - Tuesday 16 October 2018 14:19

All two of them? Never!

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7706474 - Wednesday 10 October 2018 3:11

You were illegally growing catnip, weren't you?

By PenguinPal3017 | 15

#7706488 - Wednesday 10 October 2018 4:01

Sounds like it's time to mow the lawn and apply a fresh coat of paint.

By whiskey'swino | 11

#7706492 - Wednesday 10 October 2018 4:27

So the lonely cat lady is just a front? Interesting.

By weeping_willow | 20

#7706495 - Wednesday 10 October 2018 4:50

I need more details

By RichardPencil | 25

#7706497 - Wednesday 10 October 2018 5:11

Maybe if you kept the litter boxes clean, it wouldn’t smell like a meth lab.

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