Animals: Today, I was stopped by a cop whilst opening my front door. Apparently...

By ButILiveHere - 10/10/2018 03:00 - Netherlands - Voerendaal

Today, I was stopped by a cop whilst opening my front door. Apparently my house has been under investigation for being abandoned and a possible drug lab. I live alone with my cats. I knew it was sad, not that it was suspicious. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Saturday 29 September 2018 16:40

It might be the smell. You might want to re-home a couple cats.

Glowworm56 26

Wednesday 10 October 2018 3:11

You were illegally growing catnip, weren't you?

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Saturday 29 September 2018 16:40

It might be the smell. You might want to re-home a couple cats.

Daniella Verbrugge 11

Tuesday 16 October 2018 14:19

All two of them? Never!

Glowworm56 26

Wednesday 10 October 2018 3:11

You were illegally growing catnip, weren't you?

PenguinPal3017 19

Wednesday 10 October 2018 4:01

Sounds like it's time to mow the lawn and apply a fresh coat of paint.

whiskey'swino 15

Wednesday 10 October 2018 4:27

So the lonely cat lady is just a front? Interesting.

weeping_willow 25

Wednesday 10 October 2018 4:50

I need more details

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 10 October 2018 5:11

Maybe if you kept the litter boxes clean, it wouldn’t smell like a meth lab.

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