Today, my dad had a go at me because he thought I was embarrassed by him and that was why I never invited any of my friends over. I was too embarrassed to tell him it's actually because I don't have any friends to invite over. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my dad lied and said he was busy working, all because he didn't want to see me. FML
Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML
Today, while at a family reunion, my parents kept bringing up horrible things I did when I was about 4-6 years-old that I've been trying to forget for decades. After a while, I just stormed out. When I came back in the room, my dad had the nerve to ask me why I left and why I wasn't talking to him. FML
Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML
Today, my mom was going to take me shopping to buy a gift for my dad’s birthday, but unfortunately, I missed a spot while cleaning the kitchen. Now my mom is “embarrassed to be seen with me in public” and will buy my dad nothing, and tell him it’s because I don’t love him. FML
Today, one of my friends got me in trouble when he called our house and asked my parents why they didn't see us at a school conference. My parents were at a meeting elsewhere at the time, so I didn't bother to tell them about it, as we couldn't have gone there to begin with, and it was voluntary. They're mad anyway. FML
Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML
Today, I found out why my dad doesn't want my girlfriend coming to our house anymore. Apparently, her dad used to bully him a lot during high school and he's never gotten over it. He's threatened to disown me if she comes back over here. FML
Today, my dad is an asshole. My brother gets to bring home and shag as many girls as he wants, yet when I told my dad I was inviting my study group to our house, 3 girls and 1 boy I’m not romantically interested in, he removed my bedroom door, just in case. FML
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Top comments
Micayla 12
Sad day.
Froley 0
It really isn't that simple. What if OP is shy and has a hard time talking to people in the first place?
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Comments (97)
Chanchilla 0
Drop the gun!! Go out there and socialize! make some friends :D
SamwiseM 0
you can be my friend too
ikayleighh 0
story of my life, except my dad likes no one over so I don't get asked, lol.
xSundae 6
I'm sure you don't have any trouble finding friends. :)
ikayleighh 0
lol you'd be surprised. I'm weird. :/
wriptidez 0
join something
perdix 31
No one wants to be friends with you because they know your dad's a jackass. If you are truly described by your nickname, why don't you join a chess club or a gun club? Hell, here in Texas, we have clubs that combine the two! Join your local gun chess club and meet others like yourself.
aliaskis 3
I heard a commercial on the radio here for a local car dealership advertising "buy a truck, get a gun!" You could drive the truck to your Gun Chess club, and your new redneck nerdy friends could ride in the back to Whataburger with you.
starile 20
Do you guys have a gun and baking club? If so, then hot DAYUM, sign me and my uzi's up!
perdix 31
aliaskis, ya gotta love Whataburger with the way they stampede in the crowds with the "limited time" sandwiches. I almost got trampled near the end days of the A-1 Steak Sauce Burger with Peppercorn Jack Cheese, Chicken Strips, Bacon, Turnips, Calamari, Old Watch Springs, Ketchup, Lettuce and Beer. It was almost literally to die for, but I got one and it was figuratively to die for. starile, yes, they do, their motto is: "If you don't mind a little birdshot in your buns. . ."
aliaskis 3
24: Since you are a starfish, I assume you already knew this: if you cut a starfish up, it will replicate itself by growing new limbs. Fishermen didn't know this until they tried to get rid of starfish by cutting them up and throwing the pieces back in the water, then discovered that their starfish problem just got worse. *cue "The More You Know" rainbow*
BloodyHeel 8
I'll be your friend, OP.
6sick6 4
lol
HopelesslyMe 0
*hugs* I know what that's like. I'll be your friend(:
matt_ed 0
I know exactly what your saying.