Today, my dad had a chat with my fiancé, telling him he can do better than me, and to think carefully before going through with our wedding. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML
Today, my father shot my fiancé. He's fine, but the wedding is off. FML
Today, my dad is refusing to let me marry my fiancé because he said no when my dad asked for a loan of £10,000 to help clear some gambling debts. Apparently that shows my fiancé has poor family values and will be a bad father and an alcoholic husband. Impressive logical thinking there. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML
Today, I overheard my dickhead dad telling my girlfriend that she's too good for me, then asking if she really wants to settle for someone like me. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him. When I happily told my dad, he kept asking if I'd consider taking back my ex. FML
Today, I was talking to my dad about how I don’t think I love my fiancé anymore. He sat me down and gave me a severe talking to that amounted to, “We’re a respectable religious family, he’ll be a good husband, you’ll make babies and grow old together. You don’t need to love him to do that.“ FML
Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML
Today, I happily announced that I'm getting married. My dad immediately shot back, "And I'm getting E.D., who gives a damn?" Just when I thought he was joking, he muttered that "the bitch" will take everything in our divorce. Moment ruined. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents for the first time. My dad took one look at him, sighed and said, "You deserve someone better. Someone who is responsible, and has their priorities straight in life." Beyond upset, I told my dad that I love him. My dad disgruntledly responded, "I was talking to him." FML
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Top comments
angelitared 27
What an asshole dad move!
saidoh_fml 26
What's your dad's deal? Usually it's the other way around and they insist that no man is good enough for their princess. But congrats on the engagement either way.
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Comments (75)
DarthVader77 9
He is a star. I will buy him a beer.
kaylarodriguez 3
terrible dad....does he hate u
TallMist 32
And suddenly, I hate your dad.
darkfireflame 15
He might be testing the lad to see if he is really worth you.
jinshenlu 8
You Fionce is a guy?
Lpontis22 3
Fiance is a unisex term. Is that what you're asking?
The_Mad_Writer 3
Sounds like something my hating stepfather would say...
jazzmin1997 16
Sorry to say. but your dad is insane.
95DeVille 13
I wonder if the Dad knows something about his daughter that the fiance doesn't. Like cheating for instance.
flipthebirdfuxku 10
Reverse psychology trick, maybe?
mrcook9 5
The big hint he's trying to send here is that he doesn't like him and wants someone else as a son-in-law.