Anonymous
Houston, United States
Today, my dad got me a GPS for my birthday. I appreciate the sentiment, but I don't have a permit or a car. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
CambodianAsshole
Placentia, United States
Today, I opened my Christmas present from my parents. I got a road-side assistance package. I don't own a vehicle, and I don't even have a driver's license. FML
annoyed
United States
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
poisongrl
Macedonia
Today, it's my birthday. My dad came to pick me up, but after I had put my backpack in the back seat and closed the car door, he drove off without me. It started to rain, and I was without my phone or wallet. FML
Anonymous
United States
Happy Father's Day
Today, my mom said I was not allowed to spend Father's Day with my dad. When I tried to point out that I'm 24 years-old and she couldn't stop me, she disabled my car. I don't trust rideshare. FML
lovethyneighbour
Berowra, Australia
Today, my neighbour casually mentioned that he sold my car's GPS that I'd let him borrow. He figured I wouldn't be needing it anymore since I lost my license. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, it was my birthday. The only person who remembered was my dad who got me a phone charger for my car, which I didn't even need because he got me the same exact thing last year. FML
Anonymous
Colorado Springs, United States
Paperweight
Today, for my 18th birthday, my parents gave me a Spotify Car Thing. Not only do I not own a car, I won't be able to afford one before this crap tech gadget turns into a useless brick. FML
Roxas
United States
Today, I got a parking ticket in the mail. I don't have a car. FML
Anonymous
Prague, Czechia
My forever home
Today, my father gave me the best birthday gift, a piece of real estate. I got a grave, which is leased. FML
Anonymous
Designated driver
Today, my wife got me a car for my birthday. It's a nice one but I soon realized it's a trap: I have to take her everywhere, or she tells me she can take it back anytime. So much for a gift. FML
Top comments
GogoTheGreat 12
Maybe it's a two part gift?
Welshite 40
Attach it to your bicycle. You never know when you might need it.
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Comments (113)
Wizardo 34
Long term gift, keep it safe until you do have a use for it.
YeahYeahYeahOK 6
Maybe he just thinks you get lost too easy!
whyisitme12 19
Well you better work on getting one
mokka44 8
Getting a permit is entirely under your control, so if you don't have one, go do it. Getting a car is definitely more difficult but again you can do it. Get a job and save some money. We all had to do it.
False_Stupidity 42
Depends on the OP's age.
Norris_FTW_77 9
Use it to find the DMV, then a job, then a dealership to buy a car. Nothing in life comes easy. Get used to that now. At least you've got a nice gift. Stop being an ingrate.
jw90 18
Use it when going on walks or riding your bike. There's still use for it!
RedDragonx32 8
well one good thing is once you learn the area with the gps. driving around will be so much easier.
mattrd_fml 31
those things normally have a walking option.
Bcfrmkc816 17
Well it's a start I guess.
Ksweety_fml 27
Or MAYBE, he will surprise you with a car soon. ↖(^ω^)↗