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By Anonymous - 07/10/2013 15:03 - United States - Houston

Today, my dad got me a GPS for my birthday. I appreciate the sentiment, but I don't have a permit or a car. FML

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GogoTheGreat 12

Monday 7 October 2013 18:50

Maybe it's a two part gift?

Welshite 39

Monday 7 October 2013 18:51

Attach it to your bicycle. You never know when you might need it.

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cathrope 10

Monday 7 October 2013 22:23

I like my stand alone GPS for Verizone charges me data minutes every time I use my GPS.

JamoB 7

Monday 7 October 2013 22:38

Bike?

BigDogMatt 13

Monday 7 October 2013 22:48

most of the time you can still walk & use it

unlucky_04 10

Monday 7 October 2013 22:51

Amen

MythBusters 9

Monday 7 October 2013 23:27

Hint,hint....

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Tuesday 8 October 2013 0:11

The gift wasn't for you.

jayjayjetplane 3

Tuesday 8 October 2013 0:18

Hopefully that's a hint to the 2nd part of you gift!

freezeangel 11

Tuesday 8 October 2013 0:48

yet

caysters 12

Tuesday 8 October 2013 1:10

Never know when you would need to get somewhere and you don't know directions. Bike, by foot, friend's car. GPS is useful for all that. Way to be a dick.

ashliilynise 11

Tuesday 8 October 2013 1:20

What are you, 11?

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