ohlordhelpmenow
United States
Today, my dad created a new rule: It isn't old until there's mold. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Bondi414
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
My house, my rules
Today, my dad made a new house rule: "If it's yellow, let it mellow; if it's brown, flush it down." My whole house now smells like piss. FML
moudly
United States
Today, my mom finally believed me when I said I smelled mold. I lifted up the couch, and it was covered in mold. So were the bottoms of all our furniture, our beds, and my grandma's vintage chair. We've been living in mold for the past 4 months. FML
andrea
Denver, United States
Moldy excuse
Today, my idiot daughter has allowed mold to grow in her shower. Her excuse? She thought it was just some “stains” that wouldn’t come out. Yeah, I don’t believe that. I think she knew it was mold and just didn’t care. FML
Sick
Today, I noticed a thick layer of mold growing inside the straw of my water bottle. I use that bottle every day. FML
Anonymous
Ebersbach, Germany
Cruel summer
Today, it’s a rather wet summer and everything in our house is prone to mould. No, I’m not exaggerating when I say “everything”: I just found mould growing on the plates in the cupboard. And, no, we did not accidentally put them away unwashed. FML
Cheese luv
Watson, Australia
Today, my father threw out my $100 wedge of blue cheese because it "smelled funny". FML
TheMysteriousTsundere
Today, my dad threw out all my food because a fly landed on a loaf of bread still in its package. He claims the bread and everything else that touched it is "contaminated". That was all the food I had for the rest of the month. FML
VibeCheck
Hangover blues
Today, I woke up hungover and went to the kitchen for some food. I saw what I thought was a blueberry muffin. Halfway through eating it, I realized I couldn’t taste any blueberries, so I tried another one. I then remembered my dad telling me to throw out any old food we had. It was mould. FML
Anonymous
United States
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Today, I noticed mold on my toothbrush. I have no idea how long it's been like that. I told my husband about it via text, and all he could say was, "Welp... ew." We've had a mold problem for years and I'm constantly sick. I also mentioned this and he sent me a shrugging emoji. FML
uncleaning
United States
Today, after I cleaned out the fridge of things that expired months ago, my roommate got angry and insisted upon pulling all the moldy dairy products out of the garbage and putting them back because "they weren't mine and I shouldn't throw out other people's food." FML
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perdix 31
Is he talking about food or women?
123josie123 11
The new version of 5second rule??
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Comments (127)
DreaKnoxville13 0
wtf O.o
liir 18
That sounds like the rule at my house. Last year as I was cleaning out the cabinets, I found something that expired back in 1992.
_MidnightLuna_ 17
Oh, well, after the milks gone bad, pour him a drink. Tell him, there's no mold, so it's fine.
Jirekianu2 19
Then it looks like your father has a new title. "Food taster" allow one to two hours after he has a few bites or eats before having any yourself. Can take up to that long for any toxins from fungi and bacteria to make you show symptoms.
CocoMisa6210 7
I feel so bad that your dad is trying to kill you all =(
geod69 8
Been there ate that
ReNaE96 2
That's gross :/
MSvictoria 0
Eww :/
nysouby 6
It's The Universal Truth.
RainaMadeilline 0
One word: DISGROSTING