Geek: Today, my computer was hit by something bigger than a virus:... - FML

By katiebabby - 17/06/2010 16:19 - United States

Today, my computer was hit by something bigger than a virus: a car. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2009 06:19 - United States

Today, I realized that my virus protection program now has a virus. FML

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By Garry the Gluten-Free Pizza - 13/09/2016 21:17 - United States

Today, I was carjacked. As he shoved me away from my car, I got hit by another car. He and the other car both drove off. FML

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By I hope you fucking die, you pussy!!!! - 17/06/2021 08:01

Today, I drove to return a PC that my former company lent me to work at home, because I quit that job so won't be working there anymore. On my way to the office, I was robbed of both my car and the computer. FML

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By me - 15/12/2013 01:49 - United States - West Babylon

Today, I managed to infect a clean computer with a virus while looking up info on how to rid my other computer of the same virus. FML

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By Steffi3 - 14/05/2016 16:29 - United States

Today, there was a spider in my car. FML

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By LilaTheGreat - 05/05/2013 23:51 - United States - Boyd

Today, I got into a car crash, in my own garage. FML

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By Unhappymothersday - 17/05/2012 20:41 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML

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By Earths_Venus - 19/11/2009 22:31 - Australia

Today, I was driving to my new home with a lot of my belongings in the car. I could hear things shifting in the back. When I parked, I opened the door, ready to catch my vodka. I caught it - and watched my laptop slide out of the car, onto the concrete, and break into 3 pieces. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2017 20:00

Today, my mom borrowed my computer without my permission and downloaded a virus. I came home to a blue screen of death. She refuses to admit fault and pay for a new computer. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2011 03:21 - United States

Today, my car got acquainted with about 3 dozen eggs. FML

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flamegrilled123 3

Thursday 17 June 2010 23:18

Toyota, bringing you forward even when you don't want to

skittles_fairy07 4

Wednesday 14 November 2012 17:59

There is such a thing as FML on your phone.

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paige_is_awesome 0

Friday 18 June 2010 0:26

Haha how the hell does that happen!

lottaluv 0

Friday 18 June 2010 0:30

haha

Sanduril 15

Friday 18 June 2010 0:32

FAVOURITED

Ragnir 0

Friday 18 June 2010 0:34

damn! sick burn! OP, be thankful your computer is all you lost I guess!

Xavi89 0

Friday 18 June 2010 0:39

I bame Toyota!!!! how about you?

macman091 0

Friday 18 June 2010 0:46

win!! one of the funniest

NerdyyKelliee 0

Friday 18 June 2010 1:04

Lol. i actually giggled a bit.

derschadenfreude 5

Friday 18 June 2010 1:40

heehee, did you leave your laptop on the roof of your car?

AlterEggo 0

Friday 18 June 2010 2:06

Technically, the same computer virus will exist and be spreading to thousands of computers. While not physically larger, I'd say a virus is larger. FYL, though.

AlterEggo 0

Friday 18 June 2010 2:09

Technically, the same computer virus will exist and be spreading to thousands of computers. While not physically larger, I'd say a virus is larger. FYL, though.

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Today, I need a remote position due to a disability, but no company will even try to work with me. My car just died. I'll never be able to live on my own, despite being 30. The worst part? All the people who are gonna reply and call me "entitled." FML

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Today, I went to Burger King. I was sipping the drink and put it on my window sill to save for later. I fell asleep, and when I woke up my mouth was dry. I took a sip and felt something go into my mouth. Thinking it was an ice cube, I bit down on it. It was not an ice cube. It was a cockroach. FML

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Today, my daughter decided to draw me a heart for my birthday. Unfortunately, she drew it on the side of my car. With a rock. FML

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