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By katiebabby - 17/06/2010 16:19 - United States

Today, my computer was hit by something bigger than a virus: a car. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2009 06:19 - United States

Today, I realized that my virus protection program now has a virus. FML

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By Garry the Gluten-Free Pizza - 13/09/2016 21:17 - United States

Today, I was carjacked. As he shoved me away from my car, I got hit by another car. He and the other car both drove off. FML

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By I hope you fucking die, you pussy!!!! - 17/06/2021 08:01

Today, I drove to return a PC that my former company lent me to work at home, because I quit that job so won't be working there anymore. On my way to the office, I was robbed of both my car and the computer. FML

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By me - 15/12/2013 01:49 - United States - West Babylon

Today, I managed to infect a clean computer with a virus while looking up info on how to rid my other computer of the same virus. FML

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By Steffi3 - 14/05/2016 16:29 - United States

Today, there was a spider in my car. FML

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By LilaTheGreat - 05/05/2013 23:51 - United States - Boyd

Today, I got into a car crash, in my own garage. FML

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By Unhappymothersday - 17/05/2012 20:41 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML

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By Fuck AI - 18/02/2026 20:00

Today, my house was broken into and my computer was stolen. Fortunately, I have cloud backups of all my work; unfortunately, hardware prices have gone through the roof and I won't be able to replace that computer soon. FML

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Flu season

By Anonymous - 18/02/2026 03:00

Today, without any warning, I projectile vomited all over my laptop. I think I broke my computer. FML

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Priorities

By Earths_Venus - 19/11/2009 22:31 - Australia

Today, I was driving to my new home with a lot of my belongings in the car. I could hear things shifting in the back. When I parked, I opened the door, ready to catch my vodka. I caught it - and watched my laptop slide out of the car, onto the concrete, and break into 3 pieces. FML

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Thursday 17 June 2010 23:18

Toyota, bringing you forward even when you don't want to

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iheartGnR 1

Friday 18 June 2010 5:04

how does that happen? lol. unless you left it somewhere like a driveway or something...in that case that's just asking for it.

PatrickLikesMilk 0

Friday 18 June 2010 5:14

It's from Texas. Why am I not surprised.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Friday 18 June 2010 5:16

OP, where the hell did you have your computer?

owen2012 0

Friday 18 June 2010 5:44

ha that's so cool

Mikeymikey 4

Friday 18 June 2010 6:00

I got nothing.... :/

pureecstasy 5

Friday 18 June 2010 6:08

pfft girls don't need cars

earblast 0

Friday 18 June 2010 6:14

WTF????

sleepyhungry93 0

Friday 18 June 2010 6:53

how did u manage this lol...

OreoHasFml 5

Friday 18 June 2010 8:14

funny fml in a while

kay729 7

Friday 18 June 2010 8:18

why was your computer somewhere a car would be? or why was a car somewhere your computer would be? hmmmmmmmmm

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