Geek: Today, my computer was hit by something bigger than a virus:... - FML

By katiebabby - 17/06/2010 16:19 - United States

Today, my computer was hit by something bigger than a virus: a car. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2009 06:19 - United States

Today, I realized that my virus protection program now has a virus. FML

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By Garry the Gluten-Free Pizza - 13/09/2016 21:17 - United States

Today, I was carjacked. As he shoved me away from my car, I got hit by another car. He and the other car both drove off. FML

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By I hope you fucking die, you pussy!!!! - 17/06/2021 08:01

Today, I drove to return a PC that my former company lent me to work at home, because I quit that job so won't be working there anymore. On my way to the office, I was robbed of both my car and the computer. FML

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By me - 15/12/2013 01:49 - United States - West Babylon

Today, I managed to infect a clean computer with a virus while looking up info on how to rid my other computer of the same virus. FML

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By Steffi3 - 14/05/2016 16:29 - United States

Today, there was a spider in my car. FML

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By LilaTheGreat - 05/05/2013 23:51 - United States - Boyd

Today, I got into a car crash, in my own garage. FML

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By Unhappymothersday - 17/05/2012 20:41 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML

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By Earths_Venus - 19/11/2009 22:31 - Australia

Today, I was driving to my new home with a lot of my belongings in the car. I could hear things shifting in the back. When I parked, I opened the door, ready to catch my vodka. I caught it - and watched my laptop slide out of the car, onto the concrete, and break into 3 pieces. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2017 20:00

Today, my mom borrowed my computer without my permission and downloaded a virus. I came home to a blue screen of death. She refuses to admit fault and pay for a new computer. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2011 03:21 - United States

Today, my car got acquainted with about 3 dozen eggs. FML

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flamegrilled123 3

Thursday 17 June 2010 23:18

Toyota, bringing you forward even when you don't want to

skittles_fairy07 4

Wednesday 14 November 2012 17:59

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neojw 0

Friday 18 June 2010 8:19

LOL

ARScratch 0

Friday 18 June 2010 8:21

Haha I like how this one was written. Just restore the computer.. Should be fine :P

meneedlove 0

Friday 18 June 2010 11:25

I simply love this FML.

loserboii 11

Friday 18 June 2010 12:58

well you live In Texas so I can't be suprised Lol

sillyzombiekid 0

Friday 18 June 2010 13:22

hahaha

fuzzyfhuck 0

Friday 18 June 2010 13:47

this tells u not to play in the street

LilAfo 4

Friday 18 June 2010 17:17

ba dum chhh :/

TROPhouse 0

Friday 18 June 2010 17:29

so do we get to know how?

kfnighthawk 0

Friday 18 June 2010 21:49

**** all of you who said he should have had a Mac. You are all technologically retarded, and enjoy paying way more than any person with sense would pay for the hardware you get. Try building your own ******* computers dumbasses.

webber628 0

Monday 21 June 2010 7:42

... but macs are ******* amazing. and retarded is a derrogitory term dumbass

HeyMina 0

Friday 18 June 2010 22:37

Do I want to know? I really don't think I do.

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Today, I was riding on the back of my dad's motorcycle. After a few minutes, the vibrations from the engine became way too much for me and I couldn't control myself. I had such an intense orgasm, sitting right behind my father, with my arms around his waist. FML

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Today, for the third time in 3 months, my pregnant wife woke me up by slapping me because I cheated on her in her dreams. I would never cheat on my wife, and she blames it on "pregnancy brain." There's still 5 months to go. FML

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Today, I was having sex with a guy that I had been dating for a while, when I suddenly went into an anaphylactic shock. Instead of helping me and calling the emergency line as I was losing consciousness, the guy drunkenly slurred to me that I should "just calm down" and then went into a deep snoring sleep. FML

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