By SariLone - 19/05/2013 18:02 - India - Mumbai

Today, my cockgoblin of an ex showed up at my house, begging me to take him back. This guy, with his friends' help, faked being kidnapped just so he could use the "trauma" to guilt me into sleeping with him after he "escaped". When he finally left, he yelled that I'm a selfish bitch. FML
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Cockgoblin. Well, there's a word I'm going to use for the rest of my life.

Wizardo 33

The shit people do for sex... also this guy needs help, I recommend Tiger Woods' therapist.


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le_jynx 7


This dude must've watched one too many TV shows.

You must be really good in bed for him to go though all of that lol

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kikks_xx 10

How the fuck did you fall or that?

Who says she fell for it? In the original post, the only thing that's clear is what he did, not how OP reacted.

won't be funny when he really does get kidnapped......well, it might be

Korra_fml 23

cockgoblin... EPIC!

Sounds like the plot to a soap opera.

Cockgoblin.... Sounds like some foul creature in a Lord of the Rings porno spoof!!

Dawnstempest 17

You have my sword, and my bow, and my axe.

The cockgoblins are marching forth!!! Gird your loins!!!