Work: Today, my co-workers agreed that I was the one causing the elevator...

By Anonymous - 29/09/2011 07:34 - United Kingdom

Today, my co-workers agreed that I was the one causing the elevator to be over its weight limit. When I protested, saying that I only weigh around 150 pounds, one asked me if that included the weight of my wheelchair. They made me get out. FML

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By tryingatkins - 21/08/2009 09:27 - United States

Today, I was on the elevator going up to a meeting, and the elevator was getting more and more crowded as we went up. After about ten people got on, they all agreed that I should get off the elevator because they thought me being on was exceeding the weight limit. FML

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By warp_routine - 31/03/2009 14:17 - United States

Today, I got on an elevator with a woman and her child. I was the first one on. When she stepped on, the capacity alarm went off. As she left she told her daughter that's why fat people shouldn't be allowed in public. I'm 145 lbs. She was twice my size. I got called fat by a hippopotamus. FML

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Desks are so judgmental these days!

By Anonymous - 17/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was promptly told to lose weight today by my computer desk when it broke under the weight of my leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2016 00:22

Today, a coworker told me I was "fat shaming" them by discussing weight loss with other coworkers. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2021 00:30 - Germany - Wolfsburg

Today, two people at work - both higher up than me - called me out for "stomping" when I walk up stairs. I have a disability that causes this. We work at a place specifically for disabled people. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2014 17:36 - United States

Today, I was at work at the airport. I got called up to a plane's cargo hold, and thought I'd finally learn how to use the loader. Turns out they just needed me to weigh something down, effectively making me ballast. Then my boss told me to get the hell off, after which I hit my head hard climbing out. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2013 19:16 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for well over an hour while riding it up to my weight and fitness class. Very funny, universe. FML

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By j0natron - 03/02/2009 20:30 - United States

Today, I was taking the elevator down with a group of people. It stopped on the 2nd floor and I said "What asshole can't take the steps from the 2nd floor?" Then a kid in a wheelchair got on. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2009 06:02 - United States

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 45 minutes. I am an elevator mechanic. FML

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By jingle - 25/05/2012 11:18 - United States - Wilmington

Today, I got fired from my job at a weight-loss center because I was too skinny, and apparently it's too depressing for the customers to handle. FML

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Southpaw7391 3

Thursday 29 September 2011 12:01

Elevators were designed for handicapped people . Tell their lazy asses to get out and take the stairs ......

monomiscuous 8

Thursday 29 September 2011 11:59

That's so insensitive of them. And rude!

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Kyzahhh 7

Thursday 29 September 2011 12:17

That's as low as low gets, god damn scumbags

PeteyPablo12308 20

Thursday 29 September 2011 12:21

Wow that's ******* rude. Next time you see one of them, role over (and hopefully break) their toes.

OnlyAvailableID 28

Thursday 29 September 2011 12:21

Wouldn't it be easier if they pushed you out? You know, being on wheels and all.

iswearitslegit 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 15:04

wow. not even the least bit funny.

farhil 14

Thursday 29 September 2011 23:30

I laughed... Yeah yeah, bury my comment

julayye 0

Friday 30 September 2011 10:01

not if it's an electric chair...

alexiiiis09 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 12:26

Omfg that's terrible. Run their feet over with your wheel chair in protest.

Joshoa123 16

Thursday 29 September 2011 12:27

What a bunch of lazy ******* right there. Sorry OP!

Ray_of_midnight 22

Thursday 29 September 2011 12:28

Don't know what your company policy might be on not discriminating against the handicapped, or what the laws regarding such might be in the UK, but sounds like what we in the US would consider a "hostile work environment"...if you were in the USA that'd be worth a discussion with the HR office. Might be worth finding out.