Today, my co-workers agreed that I was the one causing the elevator to be over its weight limit. When I protested, saying that I only weigh around 150 pounds, one asked me if that included the weight of my wheelchair. They made me get out. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was on the elevator going up to a meeting, and the elevator was getting more and more crowded as we went up. After about ten people got on, they all agreed that I should get off the elevator because they thought me being on was exceeding the weight limit. FML
Today, I got on an elevator with a woman and her child. I was the first one on. When she stepped on, the capacity alarm went off. As she left she told her daughter that's why fat people shouldn't be allowed in public. I'm 145 lbs. She was twice my size. I got called fat by a hippopotamus. FML
Desks are so judgmental these days!
Today, I was promptly told to lose weight today by my computer desk when it broke under the weight of my leg. FML
Today, a coworker told me I was "fat shaming" them by discussing weight loss with other coworkers. FML
Hello Alanis ? We've got something for you.
Today, two people at work - both higher up than me - called me out for "stomping" when I walk up stairs. I have a disability that causes this. We work at a place specifically for disabled people. FML
What more do you need?
Today, we have elevators at my work, but you need to go to HR to get a key. I was denied one after I almost died in a car accident because I didn’t look “hurt enough.” FML
Today, I was at work at the airport. I got called up to a plane's cargo hold, and thought I'd finally learn how to use the loader. Turns out they just needed me to weigh something down, effectively making me ballast. Then my boss told me to get the hell off, after which I hit my head hard climbing out. FML
Today, I got stuck in an elevator for well over an hour while riding it up to my weight and fitness class. Very funny, universe. FML
Safety last
Today, my foreman complained that I was slowing down productivity and costing the company money, all because I was wearing a harness to protect me from falling over the edge of a three story building. FML
Today, I was taking the elevator down with a group of people. It stopped on the 2nd floor and I said "What asshole can't take the steps from the 2nd floor?" Then a kid in a wheelchair got on. FML
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Southpaw7391 3
Elevators were designed for handicapped people . Tell their lazy asses to get out and take the stairs ......
monomiscuous 8
That's so insensitive of them. And rude!
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ArmyMw 8
D: What has come of us to do such a thing?! That's horrible!
perdix 31
To be fair, it's the last person on who caused the load to exceed the limit. If the last person gets off and the load is still excessive, the next-to-last (the penultimate person, if you will) person needs to get off, etc. They probably just resent you because of your awesome parking spot.
bankrupt 15
Yes Perdix, you are absolutely correct on all counts. What is truly angering is that often we are the FIRST ones on the elevator and the able-bodied snarl and snap at us as they try to squeeze in. We always wait our turn but when our turn comes, everyone is furious. And you are dead-on accurate about the parking. Elderly people scream and rant at me as I off-load my kid that I only brought her out with me so I could steal the handicapped spot from them. Uh, no, it's because she's 5 and I can't leave her alone while I shop and why should she be a prisoner in our house? Disabled 5-year-olds like to 'do' the mall and get ice cream as much as their normal counterparts do. My kid's life is miserable enough without someone getting pissed off at us because I took her to the mall for a kiddie cone. I honestly don't care about the parking space. It's the area NEXT to the space I need, so I can drop her ramp down and off-load her. And you would not believe how often that space is taken up by a motorcycle. Uh, attention motorcycle riders; that space is for a wheelchair van's ramp. It is not a parking space for your vehicle.
monnanon 14
:( thats sad. Old people for the most part seem to think they are entitled to elevators and parking spaces whether they are disabled or not. Or the spot at the front of the bus where (at least where i stay) the front bit is for buggies or wheelchairs. I will sit my sons buggy there but as far as im concered a wheelchair user needs that spot more than i do. I can always fold down my buggy if need be. I have been tutted at, given nasty looks and spoken about behind my back because i had to sit at the front of the bus to be beside my sons buggy or had to use the lift because they only other way up in the shopping centre is escalators which we cant use. People really need to think before they act.
rattusrattus 19
Mum used to put big "flyers" on people's windscreens with "IGNORANCE IS NOT A DISABILITY" if they parked in the disabled spaces without blue badges. Some of the supermarkets in the UK have a similar scheme is stickers that have to be scraped off before one could drive. We never have any trouble with disrespectful people though; maybe a 6ft (standing) tall man in a very large wheelchair intimidates people into being accomidating.
rattusrattus 19
Mum used to put big "flyers" on people's windscreens with "IGNORANCE IS NOT A DISABILITY" if they parked in the disabled spaces without blue badges. Some of the supermarkets in the UK have a similar scheme is stickers that have to be scraped off before one could drive. We never have any trouble with disrespectful people though; maybe a 6ft (standing) tall man in a very large wheelchair intimidates people into being accomidating.
alycion 39
Oh don't get me started on people and those spots. While I look healthy I suffer from a few conditions that cause pain and weakness. I use my sticker in bad days only. Last time I was grocery shopping as I was loading my car up, two old ladies walked by and started making rude comments about how I didn't need the spot if they could get around cause I was so young. I don't know if I was more furious or hurt. I feel bad for op. People are rude. And they should be glad they don't have to spend even one day in the position of needing assistance.
threed 10
Surely this is discrimination. I would report them to the relevant department.
deviable 9
Complain and have them fired. They can't treat you that way. You have more right to use that elevator than them.
HumanWiki 8
HR department. Tell them you were discriminated against. Companies usually don't want that kind of drama.
SockMonkey333 0
They think your the one making the elevator over it's weight limit? Well you should've told them to go look in the mirror
fkinfantastic 0
Oh that is just poor.
CloudEnvy 17
You should've just took the stairs.
CloudEnvy 17
Well bury me sideways after pushing me down the stairs in a wheelchair. Who has a problem with making a stand, proving their point that the stairs just aren't an option?
ibesexyasfuh 0
Wow douche bags your the one in the ******* wheel chair you actually need it
Getjynxd 2
WOW REALLY!?!?! Just get off the elevator and wait the oh so long 1-2min for the next one. Handicapped people always look for equality but when they get it they bitch about it. They requested that u get out because of weight hmm for wat reason?? U were prolly the last one in n therefore easiest out! Everyone claiming discrimination and etc etc is a complete moron.
THE_A_TEEN 28
*probably . I know, simple shorten version of a word right when you're posting incredible diarrhea, right? People like you should grow a brain, they forced him out of the elevator, the co-workers were LAZY to wait for the next one. The heaviest one should have gotten out. The point of this fml is that people (not you, now you're nit considered a person) should give respect to people with trouble getting from point ******* A to point flipping B, also people with disabilities. Right now, you're disgrace, good-bye.
monnanon 14
Thats not eqaulity. it would have been if OP had the same chance of getting upstairs once out of the elevater. Op's coworkers could have walked upstairs or waited for the next one, Op has no choice but to wait and whos to say the next lift wont be full of inconsiderate lazy wankers too.
Getjynxd 2
Nobody put a hand on him or gave him an ultimatum so I do not see how he was "forced" out of the elevator? The wait isnt bad anyway, hes sitting in a chair. Should we give them("people with trouble getting from point ******* A to point flipping B, also people with disabilities") respect or are you asking to give them pity because of a disablity? Sounds more like pity to me and pity is nothing respectable to have. These are business people not petty children picking on someone, so that being said there was a reason, an unstated reason of he was last on, that OP was ASKED to leave the elevator. Since you buy into peoples pity I hope that you can see it in yourself to not be hypocritical and give every bum you see 50bucks. Diarrhea is uncomfortable to deal with, so is the truth.