By ReComatosed242 - 09/03/2016 00:29 - Bahamas - Eleuthera

Today, my co-worker and I got into an argument. It ended with him threatening me to roll my balls with a paint roller until they looked like "fresh, popping doughs". FML
I agree, your life sucks 15 961
You deserved it 1 397

Same thing different taste

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What the hell kind of argument would end with a threat as precise as that??

If he meant it seriously that's ****** up, but if not...one of my fiancee's high school friends is a freckled ginger dude. His sister once, while they were arguing, yelled "at least I don't look like someone shit on me through a screen door!!". Point is, the best kind of insults/threats are the ones that're so ridiculous that you start laughing and can't even be angry anymore.

The descriptiveness of this makes it a great insult.

aliciousness116 16

Think this threat was premeditated. How it must have pleased him to say it out loud.

That paint better be environment friendly

Ladyuniscorn_1 7

I think he just angrily offered a sexual favor...

Ninjerman 7

Sounds to me like a lawsuit lucrative enough to buy some new balls should the need arise