FML : Today, my cell phone was stolen. I work in a morgue. By myself. Obviously it wasn't stolen by any of those people. FML

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Today, my cell phone was stolen. I work in a morgue. By myself. Obviously it wasn't stolen by any of those people. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By emily - / Thursday 30 July 2009 08:58 / United States

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By naem | 0

#442635 - Thursday 30 July 2009 16:14

Did you cut anyone open today? It's probably in there

By Sevenfold | 0

#442698 - Thursday 30 July 2009 16:29

wtf? How do you think someone stole it? You LOST it, idiot.

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By naem | 0

#442635 - Thursday 30 July 2009 16:14

Did you cut anyone open today? It's probably in there

posampo | 0

#442786 - Thursday 30 July 2009 17:00

jackass crew you suck at this, stop picking fml's and go back to being idiots who only entertain other inbred idiots

genius_man16 | 0

#443026 - Thursday 30 July 2009 18:42

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

posampo | 0

#443142 - Thursday 30 July 2009 19:56

ah dont moderate my stuff, I'm right, they are all inbred

stronascurge | 0

#443448 - Thursday 30 July 2009 22:01

excuse me? your an ass

btw, this fml is freakin hilarious. nicely worded

beardo8 | 0

#443796 - Friday 31 July 2009 0:09

YDI FOR TRYING TO MAKE A LIVING

alexxss_fml | 10

#1022300 - Monday 7 June 2010 5:05

lol nice.

Laxer21 | 0

#1038613 - Tuesday 22 June 2010 4:13

well damn you got a problem.

Brendan3693 | 0

#1310855 - Saturday 28 August 2010 4:33

51 YDI cause you still live in the 1800s.

By Agent_Buckwald87 | 0

#442651 - Thursday 30 July 2009 16:19

Why is this on FML?

seb12992 | 0

#443340 - Thursday 30 July 2009 21:02

I take back the comment I made in another FML. What was the jackass crew thinking with this one?

riax | 9

#4513258 - Saturday 2 June 2012 21:11

It's here bcoz a corpse stole her phone!!!

By BlerbFace306 | 0

#442652 - Thursday 30 July 2009 16:19

this is NOT an fml...you lost your phone, what does that possibly have to do with working in a morgue??

xHaniffax | 0

#442717 - Thursday 30 July 2009 16:35

YES, but that's not funny.

likeOMGwow | 0

#443920 - Friday 31 July 2009 0:43

uh i agree. that's not even really a joke. just dumb. this FML is sorta dumb..

safirestar09 | 0

#1010687 - Saturday 29 May 2010 1:23

But the OP still feels bad over losing their phone. C'mon, people, this is not the only "my phone is lost/my phone has been stolen" FML on here.

By Stoffer69 | 0

#442656 - Thursday 30 July 2009 16:19

So basically, your phone was stolen and the rest of that was pointless information... F my life for wasting a few seconds trying to understand this one.

GR3453m0nk3y | 4

#442935 - Thursday 30 July 2009 17:57

exactly
im still kinda lost in this
it was obviously posted by a six year old
and obviously moderated by six year olds (and the jackass crew) (which i have nothing against)
but rly guys; bad pick