Did you cut anyone open today? It's probably in there

jackass crew you suck at this, stop picking fml's and go back to being idiots who only entertain other inbred idiots

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ah dont moderate my stuff, I'm right, they are all inbred

excuse me? your an ass

btw, this fml is freakin hilarious. nicely worded

YDI FOR TRYING TO MAKE A LIVING

lol nice.

well damn you got a problem.

51 YDI cause you still live in the 1800s.

Why is this on FML?

I take back the comment I made in another FML. What was the jackass crew thinking with this one?

It's here bcoz a corpse stole her phone!!!

this is NOT an fml...you lost your phone, what does that possibly have to do with working in a morgue??

YES, but that's not funny.

uh i agree. that's not even really a joke. just dumb. this FML is sorta dumb..

But the OP still feels bad over losing their phone. C'mon, people, this is not the only "my phone is lost/my phone has been stolen" FML on here.

So basically, your phone was stolen and the rest of that was pointless information... F my life for wasting a few seconds trying to understand this one.

exactly
im still kinda lost in this
it was obviously posted by a six year old
and obviously moderated by six year olds (and the jackass crew) (which i have nothing against)
but rly guys; bad pick

agreed

...?

This site needs a "who cares?" button. This was stupid...

I 100% agree

i second that

Definitely!

I agree completely.

I fourth that

Zombies!!!!!!! O.o

lol

you're a believer too.

Maybe they wanted to play zombies vs plants on his phone

obiviously?

I'm picturing the kitten in your pic saying that. Makes it 10 times better

WTF? this is stupid.

You probably lost it in one of those body bags, have fun looking for that!