By emily - 30/07/2009 08:58 - United States

Today, my cell phone was stolen. I work in a morgue. By myself. Obviously it wasn't stolen by any of those people. FML
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naem 0
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Did you cut anyone open today? It's probably in there

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Sevenfold 0

wtf? How do you think someone stole it? You LOST it, idiot.

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naem 0
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Did you cut anyone open today? It's probably in there

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posampo 0
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jackass crew you suck at this, stop picking fml's and go back to being idiots who only entertain other inbred idiots

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genius_man16 0
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Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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posampo 0
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ah dont moderate my stuff, I'm right, they are all inbred

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stronascurge 0
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excuse me? your an ass btw, this fml is freakin hilarious. nicely worded

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beardo8 0
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YDI FOR TRYING TO MAKE A LIVING

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alexxss_fml 10

lol nice.

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Laxer21 0

well damn you got a problem.

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Brendan3693 0
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51 YDI cause you still live in the 1800s.

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Agent_Buckwald87 0
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Why is this on FML?

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seb12992 0

I take back the comment I made in another FML. What was the jackass crew thinking with this one?

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riax 9
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It's here bcoz a corpse stole her phone!!!

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BlerbFace306 0

this is NOT an fml...you lost your phone, what does that possibly have to do with working in a morgue??

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xHaniffax 0
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YES, but that's not funny.

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likeOMGwow 0

uh i agree. that's not even really a joke. just dumb. this FML is sorta dumb..

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safirestar09 0

But the OP still feels bad over losing their phone. C'mon, people, this is not the only "my phone is lost/my phone has been stolen" FML on here.

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Stoffer69 0
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So basically, your phone was stolen and the rest of that was pointless information... F my life for wasting a few seconds trying to understand this one.

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GR3453m0nk3y 4

exactly im still kinda lost in this it was obviously posted by a six year old and obviously moderated by six year olds (and the jackass crew) (which i have nothing against) but rly guys; bad pick

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kitties_fml 12

...?

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uhmfml 0
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This site needs a "who cares?" button. This was stupid...

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Antivirus_fml 0

I 100% agree

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_julia 0
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i second that

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gurksperma 0

Definitely!

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mavsfan26 5
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I agree completely.

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sk8rchick97 0

I fourth that

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Madlax_fml 0
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Zombies!!!!!!! O.o

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authorkid 2

lol

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bberg01 5

you're a believer too.

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mooleelee 0
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Maybe they wanted to play zombies vs plants on his phone

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lil_ham1644 29
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I'm picturing the kitten in your pic saying that. Makes it 10 times better

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xHaniffax 0
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WTF? this is stupid.

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iFruit 0
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You probably lost it in one of those body bags, have fun looking for that!

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