By emily - 30/07/2009 08:58 - United States

Today, my cell phone was stolen. I work in a morgue. By myself. Obviously it wasn't stolen by any of those people. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 063
You deserved it 4 310

Same thing different taste

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Did you cut anyone open today? It's probably in there

Sevenfold 0

wtf? How do you think someone stole it? You LOST it, idiot.

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Hoax_fml 0

Stolen, lost, same difference. Might wanna tone down that paranoia.

Sevenfold 0

wtf? How do you think someone stole it? You LOST it, idiot.

this is a terrible fml. as in, its stupid. its not an fml. its not funny.

alex_vik 0

I guess I don't understand your point here. Are you trying to suggest that someone outside of work did it? If so, why bother mentioning you work in a morgue?

My history teacher used to answer the class phone with, "City morgue, you stab 'em we slab 'em." Thank you for reminding me of that haha

meef4554 0

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Where dead people are kept basically. They could be there for medical reasons, legal reasons, or whatever else people use dead bodies for

THAT is too funny. Maybe they're hiding it. Better do a cavity search. I KNOW THAT WAS BAD GALLOWS HUMOR!! Sorry if I offended you. It probably just got caught in a sheet or bag. Did you try calling yourself?

OOH yeah! Or if it was in a prepared body that had already been sewn. Or dressed. Or in a funeral service. Way too crazy!

GR3453m0nk3y 4

hahaha thatd be funny; like if the OP called himself and the phone rang while inside some dude during his funeral

I ALMOST lost a foil covered bandage in a sucking chest wound when I was a newbie. Got it in time, but it's never happened again. WHEW!!! TAPE! TAPE! TAPE!

yeah would it be great if it rang and you heard it coming from the ground? ;P

sorta_sarcastic 12

24- what is she going to use to call her "stolen" phone?

There is probably a company or departmental phone she could use.