Today, my car wouldn't start, so I had to wait for AAA. Then, hurrying to pick up my brother, I got a $161 speeding ticket. Twenty minutes later, I got a call from him saying he didn't need a ride anymore. FML
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Today, on my way for a vacation, my car started misfiring, so I called a tow truck. Forty minutes later, the tow truck arrived. He then said that he had just gotten another priority call, so he was leaving, and someone would be back in another hour to get us. FML
Today, I returned home from a 2-day trip. Before I left, I told my brother to move my car across the street when the street cleaner passes by. Turns out, he used all my gas and got so wasted he forgot to move my car. I got a big ticket that he said he'd pay for. He's unemployed and lives off me. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket in the mail, at the same time as my car was getting towed. FML
Today, my car broke down. I pulled to the side of the road to call a tow truck. After waiting what seemed like hours, the tow truck showed up, and then ran into the back of my car. FML
Today, I went out to my car to run some errands. It wouldn't start. I called AAA, only to find out my battery wasn't dead, it was stolen. FML
Today, my car is still in the shop, so I asked my psycho brother to drive me to the mall. He sped up to nearly 20 km/h over the speed limit, so I shouted for him to stop before he got us both killed. He hit the brakes in the middle of an intersection, and wouldn't move again until I got out. FML
Today, my car broke down on the highway, and I had to call for a tow truck. It finally showed up, only to break down too less than a mile later. Cue nearly freezing to death while we waited for help to arrive for the both of us. FML
Today, after I just finished a 16-hour double shift, my brother asked me to ride with him to do an Instacart. While delivering these people’s groceries, his car overheated and oil light came on. He had no money, so I had to fix and pay for the parts. FML
Today, I had to drive down to my parents' house. On they way down, I needed to fill up on gas but unfortunately I'd forgotten my wallet at home with all of my cash and credit cards. I then had to call triple A and explain to them in all seriousness how I ran out of gas at the gas station. FML
Today, coming home from a trip in the mountains, I got a cracked radiator and my car overheated. My dad came to get me, he drove my car and I followed in his. I got pulled over and ticketed for his expired registration. FML
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Top comments
whyme203 15
you shouldn't have been speeding I'm sure your brother would have understood why you were late
Schizomaniac 24
Then it /is/ an FML. -_-
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Comments (141)
SuicidalxDream 0
shouldn't of been speeding....
freshnesss 0
slow down
AshleyTay 0
if I were you, I would stay away from sharp objects and your brothers neck.
fullmetalshrimp 0
ooh, I would be so pissed off. then again, who wouldn't?
HappyPickles 11
OP doesn't say if she thought to ring her brother to: a) tell him she was running late, and why; b) find out if he had tired of waiting and made alternative arrangements. I clicked YDI.
42billybob 5
you decided to speed $161 worth of mph instead of using that cell phone and calling your brother and telling him your car is broken? also (insert obligatory cell phone drivers comment). kinda a dick move on his part not to tell you he got another ride that late.
jjrebel26 0
ydi for being your brother's bitch
Mars_Bars_Big_Na 0
take care of ur car douchebigolo
johnnie254 7
I'd be like "AWWWNAW B!TCH, you riding now!"
Evan2297 0
That extra dollar must be a pretty big slap in the face!! XD