Today, my car wouldn't start, so I had to wait for AAA. Then, hurrying to pick up my brother, I got a $161 speeding ticket. Twenty minutes later, I got a call from him saying he didn't need a ride anymore. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, on my way for a vacation, my car started misfiring, so I called a tow truck. Forty minutes later, the tow truck arrived. He then said that he had just gotten another priority call, so he was leaving, and someone would be back in another hour to get us. FML
Today, I returned home from a 2-day trip. Before I left, I told my brother to move my car across the street when the street cleaner passes by. Turns out, he used all my gas and got so wasted he forgot to move my car. I got a big ticket that he said he'd pay for. He's unemployed and lives off me. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket in the mail, at the same time as my car was getting towed. FML
Today, my car broke down. I pulled to the side of the road to call a tow truck. After waiting what seemed like hours, the tow truck showed up, and then ran into the back of my car. FML
Today, I went out to my car to run some errands. It wouldn't start. I called AAA, only to find out my battery wasn't dead, it was stolen. FML
Today, my car is still in the shop, so I asked my psycho brother to drive me to the mall. He sped up to nearly 20 km/h over the speed limit, so I shouted for him to stop before he got us both killed. He hit the brakes in the middle of an intersection, and wouldn't move again until I got out. FML
Today, my car broke down on the highway, and I had to call for a tow truck. It finally showed up, only to break down too less than a mile later. Cue nearly freezing to death while we waited for help to arrive for the both of us. FML
Today, after I just finished a 16-hour double shift, my brother asked me to ride with him to do an Instacart. While delivering these people’s groceries, his car overheated and oil light came on. He had no money, so I had to fix and pay for the parts. FML
Today, I had to drive down to my parents' house. On they way down, I needed to fill up on gas but unfortunately I'd forgotten my wallet at home with all of my cash and credit cards. I then had to call triple A and explain to them in all seriousness how I ran out of gas at the gas station. FML
Today, coming home from a trip in the mountains, I got a cracked radiator and my car overheated. My dad came to get me, he drove my car and I followed in his. I got pulled over and ticketed for his expired registration. FML
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Top comments
whyme203 15
you shouldn't have been speeding I'm sure your brother would have understood why you were late
Schizomaniac 24
Then it /is/ an FML. -_-
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Comments (141)
lovesteph3523 0
haha, just one of those shitty days
OwNowBrownCow 0
What a day.
innocentcharlie 0
That is so ****** up. I agree, Your life sucks.
YouSuckAtLove 0
161 dollars is a weird amount of money.
Senseless_487 29
They put oddball amounts on tickets. I got one that was $436, once.
nick23567 0
ouch
ivanoff 0
whatever quit bitching
psdancer101 0
^^^ your mean, i bet you have had bad days too. why dont you just go home and suck your BOYFRIENDS dick. maybe that would put ou in a better mood.
sallen0046 4
Personally, I'd be in a better mood if more people would learn the rules of grammar. Spelling would also be helpful, but learning both skills is probably too much to ask.
ganksta_ikm 1
shut the **** up stupid ****
oldwidow69 0
haha read ur profile. r u the blonde or the brunette
FirstBornUnicorn 0
86, The only thing wrong about the grammar was that she didn't capitalize the beginning of each sentence and the only thing that I saw spelt wrong was "you". So grow up and don't be a Nazi about one little screw up.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
114: Did a comment get deleted here or something? There are many more mistakes in 81 than those you pointed out, most notably the poor punctuation.
FirstBornUnicorn 0
Ahh, I must have skipped out on those, but I don't care that much since I'm not a grammar Nazi. She does have poor conventions, but I don't think that her grammar is as bad as the grammar of others that post on here. At least she can form sentences and not just put "ur dum" or something along the lines of that.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Oh, I agree. I was just confused at first. At first glance, from sallen's response, it seemed like 81 was directed at her(him?) instead of 79. Upon rereading, though, the order made more sense to me. I think the "boyfriend's dick" thing threw me off too, since I generally don't connect homosexuality with insults. I try not to nazi unless it's fun, like the debate in the first thread, or when someone uses poor grammar themselves while correcting another person.
Senseless_487 29
Nothing makes me laugh more than when someone decides to try to correct someone with "ur dum, kthxbai!!!11!1" I'm telling you, it's the blind leading the blind…
Goofysk8er 4
who cares if she didn't use perfect gramar
psdancer101 0
brunette
Goofysk8er 4
We all have a really bad day every once in a while but it's ok cuz better days will come sooner or later.
bglad09 0
I'd beat him.
KittehSayzRAWR 0
Damn, that's unlucky.