Work: Today, my car heater finally died. I deliver pizzas. In Alaska.... - FML

By Anonymous - 17/12/2010 17:30 - United States

Today, my car heater finally died. I deliver pizzas. In Alaska. FML

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By MERRY FUCKMYARSEMASS - 26/12/2013 20:39 - United Kingdom

Today, my car broke down on the highway, and I had to call for a tow truck. It finally showed up, only to break down too less than a mile later. Cue nearly freezing to death while we waited for help to arrive for the both of us. FML

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Today, I took my car into the mechanic to have two tires and battery put in, all new. I later got a call saying they tried to start my car on the dead battery, which sparked and started a fire. It's gonna take two weeks to get the parts and it's minus 30 outside. FML

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Today, I ran out of gas while driving, and had to call a tow truck. I drive a tow truck. FML

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Today, my car fob died on me when I was going to get donations because my house burnt down two days ago, FML

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Today, on Christmas Eve, as I was getting my car loaded for the holiday rounds to the in-laws and parents, my car decided now was the time to break down. I recently put in over $1000 fixing it. FML

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By Somekindofcaleb - 11/09/2017 01:30

Today, my car died after I got off work at 1am. All of my coworkers had already left and nobody could come out to jump my car. I had to walk the 3 miles home in a torrential downpour. FML

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Matias_Says_FML 4

Friday 17 December 2010 22:31

Poor pizzas.

GlacierNerd 2

Friday 17 December 2010 22:33

Ouuch. I live in Alaska too (Fairbanks). Not good when the weather's -40! I hope you get it fixed soon haha

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average_heart 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 4:02

oh you little ******. suck it up, it's not that bad up here. wear warm clothes like long johns. stupid.

Sigh907 10

Wednesday 20 July 2011 11:41

Suck it up? really? I've probably spent more winters and walked in minus zero degrees weather, in jeans then you've probably spent your whole collective life up here so..... JOG ON!!!

malisa916 7

Saturday 18 December 2010 5:34

Yes, I'm posting a comment before I read ones before me. Alaska was mentioned, I'm almost 100% sure Sarah Palin is mentioned in someone's comment. I just felt like saying that.

mrmaks18 7

Saturday 18 December 2010 9:15

it's time you moved out of Alaska but that's after you deliver my pizza and I want a refund on it for being so late

Hsuclarinetboy 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 10:04

Cold pizza. I would die

killadict11 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 10:33

I feel ya I live in Alaska too. Cold as shitt..

DropDead77 11

Saturday 18 December 2010 11:48

finally?

bramberkhout 10

Saturday 18 December 2010 12:00

buy a new one with the money you make.

Stephie2009 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 13:15

I feel your pain. My new car, that I bought in Anchorage to take to Fort Greely, didn't come winterized. Even after they assured me it was. Good luck! Hopefully you don't live anymore north than Wasilla!

circuitboynm 8

Saturday 18 December 2010 13:48

LMAO! Couldn't be too bad with the right winter clothes, but then again I live in Fort Lauderdale so what the hell would I know

xohockeyfreak10x 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 13:48

maybe sarah palin can come and help you.

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