Today, my boyfriend went to jail for a DUI. In a panic, I rushed to go bail him out. On the way to the jail I was stopped for running a red light. I soon joined my boyfriend in jail with my very own DUI charge. FML
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Today, my husband called me in the middle of the morning. He was in jail and wanted me to bail him out. Not only was he stupid enough to go drunk drag-racing with his buddies, their route took them straight past the front of the local police precinct. FML
Today, my boyfriend got pulled over and arrested for driving with a suspended license. Instead of getting my car impounded, his friend thought he'd do me a favor and drive it back to me. He doesn't know how to drive stick and blew my engine. My boyfriend is in jail and I no longer have a car. FML
Today, I had to go get my fiancé's car so it wouldn't get impounded after he was arrested at 12 a.m. and charged with a felony. I just got out of prison in March, and we get married next week. FML
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally met my brother. He arrested him for drunk driving. FML
Today, I pulled up next to my boyfriend at a stoplight. He was in the back of a police car. FML
Today, I got to drop off my boyfriend at his newest place of residence: jail. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me from jail, expecting me to bail him out. He'd tried to buy a load of booze at the liquor store and came up short by ten cents. The cashier refused to be short-changed, and he figured the only reasonable reaction was to punch her in the face. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML
Today, my fiancé called me as I was clocking out. I thought he was going to tell me that he was waiting outside. Instead, he told me that he's getting arrested and needs me to call his mom for him. FML
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lmpinto 0
You two are made for each other.
Juggalette_623 9
You dont think "hey... he just got thrown in jail for drinking and driving, so maybe i should call a cab or maybe not speed or do something stupid to get pulled over since i am drunk and am going to drive"? YDI for being a moron
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Comments (186)
electrorange 13
loser!! YDI.
Mango33 0
you deserve each other! you're both stupid. you'll both have a long life and a long criminal record. :D
ballinballinb 0
fmls are always taken so seriously :P chill, chill. btw! she never said anything about drinking, my fellow commenters. "DUI" ... driving under the influence. could have been alcohol, or anything else.
sincerely331 0
Um no its not, which is why they say drugs AND alcohol..
kickblocker 18
Your boyfriend just got busted for DUI, so you do the same exact thing...smart.
panda101x 0
That's what you get! Do you know how many innocent people die because of drivers, like you, who can't seem to stay sober long enough to simply bail their friends/boyfriends out of jail?! You selfish prick!!!
shinshoku13 19
Dont drink and drive simple enough :)
jjmiller1001 17
It would have been so much better if you both had a fatal head on collision, of course into each other
jjmiller1001 17
Your 1st DUI should carry a minimum $25,000 fine or 3 years in prison, with no parole. And the second one should be double that, and third offense is life in prison without the possibility of parole,
mEtAl_pAnDa997 3
They gave you a DUI for running a red light?