Money: Today, my boyfriend transferred some money to me online. He put...

By Letteh - 19/05/2017 00:00

Today, my boyfriend transferred some money to me online. He put a joke reference of "Anal nice 'n cheap". We need to show a month-long bank statement to our mortgage broker tomorrow. FML

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Friday 19 May 2017 1:11

hes got a sense of humor... people should really lighten up

Lobby_Bee 17

Friday 19 May 2017 1:30

Your boyfriend isn't the first one to do this and he won't be the last. The bank must of seen this thousands of time already. Nobody will think twice of it.