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By krisx3ftw - 11/01/2010 13:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date, destination unknown. I dressed up, he had a tux on. We went to McDonalds. FML

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By maddieex - 04/12/2014 02:49 - United States - Chicago

Today, my boyfriend brought me to a restaurant on a surprise date. I guess he didn't know that my ex-boyfriend now works there, and that he would be our waiter for the evening. FML

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You deserved it 3 300

Smooth Operator

By kingpig - 02/02/2012 18:00 - Sweden

Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML

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By seriously?! - 11/02/2009 16:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML

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You deserved it 8 987

By hater - 16/03/2010 10:55

Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML

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Jumping the gun

By Storm - 23/09/2011 03:05 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 16:46 - United States

Today, I spent three hours getting ready to go out to lunch with my boyfriend, only to find out he meant we're going to the McDonald's inside Wal-Mart so he can also pick up condoms. FML

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You deserved it 9 981

By CUNTCUNTCUNT - 29/01/2014 21:28 - Australia - Slacks Creek

Today, it's my 8 year anniversary. My boyfriend's "romantic" gesture for the occasion was to toss a few McDonald's coupons at me and tell me to get whatever I wanted. FML

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Plot twist

By Anonymous - 20/09/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I surprised my boyfriend with lunch at work. He surprised me too, when I caught him making out with one of his coworkers. FML

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You deserved it 76

By Cheap N Happy - 17/02/2012 09:44 - United States

Today, I went out on a first date. He insisted we go to McDonald's and split a Happy Meal because he "didn't want to waste any money on a first date." FML

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You deserved it 4 566

Surprise!

By Anonymous - 19/03/2023 16:00 - United Kingdom - Newcastle

Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML

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Jen_J_the_J 0

Monday 11 January 2010 16:20

if u dont want ur boyfriend, who has a great sense of humor, can i have him?

sharon_ellj 0

Monday 11 January 2010 16:18

Hahaha eating burgers... With STYLE! x)

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cshu 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 0:41

That's very hardcore!

ferdte 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 0:41

I think that's very cute..

kate_1099 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 1:00

I think it's kind of cute (:

allen20 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 1:02

haha sucker

StingrayV 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 1:11

that's awesome. props to him. "you're a cheap date!" haha

Ninjaface 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 1:20

If you hadn't been so stuck up you could have had a lot of fun with this. Eat your burger and fries with a fork and knife, stick out your pinky when you lift your soda, then yell to the counter that you're ready for the check. Finally, walk out with your boyfriend and laugh at the other customers' reactions until you pee yourself, before going home for an extra large fry between your buns.

lexuality 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 1:24

"Wow. Get a sense of humor and be glad he takes you anywhere at all." Damn right, #30. This comment says it all. I'd be pleased to have a boyfriend with a quirky sense of humour like that. Lighten up, OP!

Soulathyia 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 1:28

The other people more then likely either don't give a shit or think you came from somewere formal. So not an FML

woodyhillyer 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 2:04

I think it's kinda funny

Trollz0rz 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 2:18

How is this a FML? i agree with #2 how many people get dressed up all fancy and go to McDonalds? that kicks ass

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