Love: Today, my boyfriend took me home for the first time. His place...

By Anonymous - 15/11/2013 03:08 - United States - Absecon

Today, my boyfriend took me home for the first time. His place was covered in Insane Clown Posse stuff, even the toilet bowl. He's an undercover Juggalo. FML

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By Hélène - 01/05/2021 10:58

Today, my boyfriend invited me over for dinner for the first time. The place was full of his ex's stuff, books on the shelves, makeup in the bathroom, clothes in the closet and even shoes on the floor. Not to mention creepy plush toys staring at me. She left him 8 years ago. FML

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By Ploeboi - 04/08/2010 08:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend finally got a job. As a clown. FML

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By vagina dentata for christmas, pls - 25/01/2013 18:51 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my new boyfriend, and he took me back to his house for the first time. Taped to his bedroom door was a sheet of paper emblazoned with the words: "THE RAPE DUNGEON". I feel safer already. FML

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* backs away slowly *

By tima - 27/06/2018 01:30

Today, I went to visit my long-distance boyfriend for the first time. His room is decorated top to bottom with swastikas and confederate flags. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML

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By WasZumTeufel? - 01/01/2013 00:55 - Germany - Kabel

Today, my boyfriend took me to his house and introduced me to his parents. He also showed me around his bedroom. I think he forgot to remove the dartboard on his wall, taped to which was a swiss-cheesed printout of one of my Facebook photos. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2009 19:18 - United States

Today, I was in my new boyfriend's apartment for the first time. As I was flipping through his photo albums, I came across one full of disturbingly candid pictures of me. I found some as early as my trip to the state fair, three years ago. I met my boyfriend two months ago. FML

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By MaydayManic - 10/08/2011 13:11 - United States

Today, I finally went to my boyfriend's house to meet his family. When they were giving me a tour of the house, I noticed a Nazi flag on my boyfriend's bedroom door. FML

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By unholy shit - 23/01/2012 22:33 - United States

Today, my parents boarded the fad wagon and became Juggalos. FML

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Is it a fetish or just gross?

By Anonymous - 05/12/2022 10:00

Today, after finally moving in with my boyfriend of 3 years, he introduced me to his fetish. Wearing his underwear for 5 days straight, then wearing them as a hat on the weekends. FML

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cakefete2 30

Friday 15 November 2013 7:45

Even the toilet bowl? Well, on the bright side, you know he can commit to some things.

Cristian89 29

Friday 15 November 2013 7:48

I hope you don't have a fear of clowns lol

Comments

caysters 12

Sunday 17 November 2013 8:05

I once got dragged to the park to "meet a few friends" with my sister's friend. We got dragged to a juggalo meeting. Worst time of my whole freakin life. My sister and I wanted to leave the instant we got there. They kept doing stupid shit and like, barking at each other... Wtf? Definitely a fyl. Sorry...

reymon8823 24

Sunday 17 November 2013 8:50

And that's an example of the few that ruin the name for the rest of us juggalos and Juggalettes.. Sorry but the gatherings I've been to we didn't bark at eachother. I've been a Juggalo for over 15 years now and I'm a wicked sweet guy i go out of my way for people alot of them i didn't even know at all.. So before you judge someone that takes on the Juggalo name get to know them.. If people respect me they get my respect plain and simple

caysters 12

Monday 18 November 2013 14:13

I understand that not all the group is like that. HOWEVER, every one I've met in my personal life has been like that. So it leaves an impression.

Ibeatmyself 3

Sunday 17 November 2013 16:38

Run

Chris93Jones 20

Sunday 17 November 2013 19:45

I'm sorry to hear that.

Psyklo 4

Sunday 17 November 2013 21:22

I don't see through problem

yerbduebeenehe 16

Sunday 17 November 2013 21:57

Hm, I'm sure he wouldn't care if you had merch from your favorite artist. Maybe he took it a little far but that's his thing. Hey, I'm not a "juggalette" (forgive me if I spelled it wrong) but one of their songs was alright.