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By Username - 25/05/2011 16:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I looked pretty. I said, "Aww, that's the first time you've said that to me." He replied, "Well, it's the first time you've looked pretty." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2014 02:16 - Australia - Notting Hill

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML

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By lucy_g - 02/11/2013 05:06 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML

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By hayleediaz - 16/07/2015 17:03 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my boyfriend told me I looked nice in my profile picture. I began to reply "Aww, thank you!" until he sent another message saying "Mostly because your face isn't in it." FML

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By ruvru - 10/04/2009 17:13 - United States

Today, while lying next to me, my boyfriend smiled and told me, "I really like your eyes. They're pretty." He paused and then finished with, "They really help your face." FML

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By Maddii1112 - 10/08/2016 19:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he loved me for the first time in a way I'll never forget. In fact, his exact words were, "You're not the only one that I love." FML

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By aspiemeanswell - 05/11/2014 18:49 - Germany - Rudolstadt

Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML

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You deserved it 3 306

By Anonymous - 09/12/2013 22:41 - United States - Lihue

Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML

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You deserved it 7 721

By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML

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You deserved it 6 398

By Anonymous - 23/06/2012 14:23 - Canada

Today, I told my girlfriend I love her for the first time. She said, "Thanks." FML

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You deserved it 3 979

By saywhatnow - 25/11/2009 20:26 - United States

Today, a man stopped me to tell me I was the most beautiful woman he'd seen all day. He promptly followed that up with: "Then again, you are the only woman I've seen today, so, it can only go up from here." FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 481

You deserved it 3 176

destinyo_ox 0

Wednesday 25 May 2011 22:14

... what a bitch

DropDead77 11

Wednesday 25 May 2011 22:14

way to kill the compliment!

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lemonaids 1

Friday 27 May 2011 7:20

This HAD to have been a joke

phill119 1

Friday 27 May 2011 8:24

at least you he isn't shallow.

ZeeKayy 0

Friday 27 May 2011 19:50

That's something my boyfriend would say.. o.O

dummayy 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 1:38

O.M.G thats really ****** up!! do you even try to look prettyy? haha maybe you should :)

foxktm90 0

Monday 30 May 2011 16:50

Appreciate the honesty

LoserHeadFace 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 2:10

awe that sucks I'm sorry :(

roeroe66 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 5:35

he's funny

yayo55 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 13:37

damn ass hole

slupsa 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 9:10

what an ASS!!!!

AkaneHikari 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 4:13

i hope you broke up with him...

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