Today, my boyfriend told me he likes having sex during my period because it makes him feel like he stabbed a small animal to death. FML
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Today, my boyfriend confessed his desire to have sex while I'm on my period. He calls it "bloody victory." FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets more pleasure out of using a Q-tip than he does having sex with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML
Today, during sex, my boyfriend found it appropriate to tell me he loves "how bad" I smell. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was ovulating. He said he didn't want to have sex because he was afraid of getting eggs on his penis. He then compared it to having sex with a fish. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
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danii_s2 0
I hope he wasn't serious
tightshirtman 0
I got no problem with the activity, but his reason for saying he liked it is seriously ****** up and you should dump him before he becomes a serial killer.
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Comments (255)
roxymaniac 4
HAHAHA
craze189 0
period sex is only enjoyable while unaware it is actually happening. intentional period sex, FTL!!! liking to feel like your stabbing a small animal while having sex is ur second clue this guy is a weirdo. Ydi, since you didn't say you left immediately after he said it.
mari3644 0
That is fukn gross. YDI for opening your legs when u have that smelly odor down there.
alleycat312 0
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so true that is so disgusting!
superswagbro 7
^^uber virgin alert
isallwaysme 27
^^ not only virgin, it seems that its uncharted territories for both of them.
ActionFearo 39
In all honesty though, the blood does smell pretty awful. Like super iron-rich blood.
robertsk89 0
that's flipping scary I hope you left him!!! before you end up in a ditch with your head and appendages removed!!!
ActionFearo 39
Wait... That's not usually part of sex?
vman70 4
that is a sign to run for your life and not look back ever!!! dahmer or Manson come to mind?
daniDrPepper 0
lmfao wow that guys a creeper
oldwiseguy 0
Run for your life!! No sane person jokes about something like that! Have you noticed any other signs of anti social behavior?
Rico5037 0
SERIAL KILLER GET OUT NOW. do not pass go, do not collect $200.
redpump 0
lol nice
CashMusicNet 0
lol
tylerdorn143 0
win
terriibabiiix23 0
eww, like WTF ? first of all, who has sex on their period ?!? that's just GROSS.
shadaboo2014 0
^agreed
ActionFearo 39
It feels nice for the girl, and it's not that bad for the guy. Just use a towel
BrownSugar_fml 5
lmao that's kinda comical