Today, my boyfriend told me he likes having sex during my period because it makes him feel like he stabbed a small animal to death. FML
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Today, my boyfriend confessed his desire to have sex while I'm on my period. He calls it "bloody victory." FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets more pleasure out of using a Q-tip than he does having sex with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML
Today, during sex, my boyfriend found it appropriate to tell me he loves "how bad" I smell. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was ovulating. He said he didn't want to have sex because he was afraid of getting eggs on his penis. He then compared it to having sex with a fish. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
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danii_s2 0
I hope he wasn't serious
tightshirtman 0
I got no problem with the activity, but his reason for saying he liked it is seriously ****** up and you should dump him before he becomes a serial killer.
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Comments (255)
CaterinaI 0
LMFAO THAT IS HILARIOUS BUT LETS HOPE HES NOT SERIOUS
holisterhawty 0
DUMP HIM!!! like seriously if your still w him ur on effing cack brake up w him tell the police or somthing get help!!!!!!!!!!!
ImKindaAmazing 0
you're disgusting for havn sex on your rag
BryonyBabs 0
Yum. =|
monster_tamer 11
I'm aware that some people have sex during their period. There's nothing disgusting about it- and during their period, hormones are running high, so some women are randier than others during their period, which can make avoiding sex or masturbation... not a priority. Any blood can be washed off, and I think- correct me if I'm wrong- that it's impossible to get pregnant during your period, which means a condom is not required, so it's an opportunity to go "bareback" without risking conception. Many benefits, and it's not disgusting or unnatural. (Am I right?) I don't even- I can't even comprehend where the concept of fish and a woman's period come together in the same sentence. o.0 However, OP's boyfriend's reason for having sex during her period is disturbing, at the very least. I would suggest dumping him, or at least having serious thoughts on whether you want to remain in this relationship. This looks like a red flag to me. ._.
autismcure 0
Finally, there is still a chance that you could get pregnant during your period (unless you're on the pill), so don't assume it's safe to forgo contraception. http://www.everydayhealth.com/sexual-health/101/specialist/berman/sex-during-period.aspx
bucsfan 0
W.T. **** you have a really weird bf
ufcgsp92 0
#18, 21 and 51 LMAO! this comment board is funny as shit! but the bad news is your b.f.s ****** in the head OP.
VonAlls 0
psycho..... nuff said
Ninjaface 0
I see some very interesting roleplaying in your future.
urclremi 2
GROSS! ITS PROBABLY ALL SMELLY AND NASTY!!!