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The illustrated FMLs

Today, as my kitten was sleeping on my lap, my boyfriend crept up on us and yelled, "BOO!" to make me jump. I wasn't scared, but the cat was. He tensed up and jumped to the floor. He also apparently had the runny shits, spraying me and the couch on his way down. FML

By nenette / Wednesday 12 November 2014 22:50 / France
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By  DestinyNiya  |  30

That must've been shit. Sorry, OP.

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  edward80  |  18

Yes, i agree, that wasn't even punny

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  Ichiya  |  29

Just thumb them down and move on I get more annoyed with people complaining about the shitty puns or when someone makes a bad first comment. It isn't that big of a deal.

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  Hiktmae  |  20

Lol I actually liked #30's

By  Bricktothehead  |  21

Quite the shitty situation.

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  hduebdo  |  14

You must be new here

By  es3508  |  16

It sounds like you've had a crappy day.

By  JayDay_123  |  18

Yuck. Sorry OP. Good luck with the stains.

By  comedybreak  |  20

What happened to the first comment always being "seems like a shitty situation" on these kind of FMLs

By  austin_spade  |  11

I hope that your boyfriend was sprayed with the shit as well.

By  MrConcise  |  34

That was a mental image I didn't need. I'll never be able to touch a chocolate fountain again.

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  heryseshta  |  9

My sister in law is a vet tech and said sometimes cats get scared and release poop from their anal gland. It doesn't always matter if they have the shits or not. It's a self defense mechanism and smells worse than normal shit.

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