FML : Today, as my kitten was sleeping on my lap, my boyfriend crept up on us and yelled, "BOO!" to make me jump. I wasn't scared, but the cat was. He tensed...

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Today, as my kitten was sleeping on my lap, my boyfriend crept up on us and yelled, "BOO!" to make me jump. I wasn't scared, but the cat was. He tensed up and jumped to the floor. He also apparently had the runny shits, spraying me and the couch on his way down. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By nenette / Wednesday 12 November 2014 22:50 / France

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By smackaroonial | 20

#6117624 - Thursday 13 November 2014 7:45

Put febreeze on it. According to the commercials you can cover up anything, even the shits. Just make sure to walk around blindfolded so you don't have to see it.

By JuliaaNoelle | 26

#6117659 - Thursday 13 November 2014 8:21

Haven't you all realized that these shit puns aren't funny anymore

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By DestinyNiya | 33

#6117619 - Thursday 13 November 2014 7:41

That must've been shit. Sorry, OP.

JuliaaNoelle | 26

#6117659 - Thursday 13 November 2014 8:21

Haven't you all realized that these shit puns aren't funny anymore

edward80 | 18

#6117700 - Thursday 13 November 2014 11:09

Yes, i agree, that wasn't even punny

MeanBeagle | 22

#6117750 - Thursday 13 November 2014 13:16

there is definitely a "load" of them "piling" up in the comments lately

Ichiya | 29

#6117801 - Thursday 13 November 2014 15:46

Just thumb them down and move on I get more annoyed with people complaining about the shitty puns or when someone makes a bad first comment. It isn't that big of a deal.

Hiktmae | 20

#6117875 - Thursday 13 November 2014 19:10

Lol I actually liked #30's

By Bricktothehead | 21

#6117620 - Thursday 13 November 2014 7:41

Quite the shitty situation.

NeatNit | 32

#6117718 - Thursday 13 November 2014 11:27

that must have scared the shit out of him!

you know, since we're already making unfunny jokes...

hduebdo | 14

#6117742 - Thursday 13 November 2014 12:43

You must be new here

By es3508 | 16

#6117621 - Thursday 13 November 2014 7:43

It sounds like you've had a crappy day.

By JayDay_123 | 18

#6117623 - Thursday 13 November 2014 7:44

Yuck. Sorry OP. Good luck with the stains.

By smackaroonial | 20

#6117624 - Thursday 13 November 2014 7:45

Put febreeze on it. According to the commercials you can cover up anything, even the shits. Just make sure to walk around blindfolded so you don't have to see it.

Pauline96_fml | 20

#6118322 - Friday 14 November 2014 6:10

Or she could have her boyfriend clean it up since he was the one that caused it in the first place

sarah5745 | 41

#6118341 - Friday 14 November 2014 6:40

Op's boyfriend probably didn't know that the cat was gonna shit like that in the first place

By comedybreak | 20

#6117625 - Thursday 13 November 2014 7:45

What happened to the first comment always being "seems like a shitty situation" on these kind of FMLs

sarah5745 | 41

#6117674 - Thursday 13 November 2014 9:12

I'm guessing that you haven't read the first comment yet..

badluckalex | 23

#6117689 - Thursday 13 November 2014 10:23

Or the 5 after it... they're all shit puns
edit - no pun intended!

By austin_spade | 11

#6117626 - Thursday 13 November 2014 7:47

I hope that your boyfriend was sprayed with the shit as well.

Jboy12213 | 6

#6117793 - Thursday 13 November 2014 15:29

#7 The boyfriend didn't mean for the cat's poop to spray everywhere.

coming back in the future | 30

#6118339 - Friday 14 November 2014 6:32

OP should dump her bf. *sarcasm*

By MrConcise | 34

#6117630 - Thursday 13 November 2014 7:50

That was a mental image I didn't need. I'll never be able to touch a chocolate fountain again.

Sonii008 | 19

#6117717 - Thursday 13 November 2014 11:25

You gave yourself that mental image dude... -.-

blazerman_fml | 17

#6117894 - Thursday 13 November 2014 20:26

Himself and now us -.-

MrConcise | 34

#6117902 - Thursday 13 November 2014 20:43

You can thank me after the next wedding reception you attend. :)

By LittleSushi_fml | 13

#6117631 - Thursday 13 November 2014 7:51

If he had the poopsies, wouldn't he have crapped on your lap anyway?

heryseshta | 9

#6117782 - Thursday 13 November 2014 15:08

My sister in law is a vet tech and said sometimes cats get scared and release poop from their anal gland. It doesn't always matter if they have the shits or not. It's a self defense mechanism and smells worse than normal shit.

cryssycakesx3 | 22

#6117792 - Thursday 13 November 2014 15:27

poopsies though...

wannabesinger | 16

#6118154 - Friday 14 November 2014 2:13

Anal glands don't hold poop though. While it is true that animals will expressed their anal glands or their bowels when scared, the two do not go hand and hand.