By nenette - 12/11/2014 22:50 - France

Today, as my kitten was sleeping on my lap, my boyfriend crept up on us and yelled, "BOO!" to make me jump. I wasn't scared, but the cat was. He tensed up and jumped to the floor. He also apparently had the runny shits, spraying me and the couch on his way down. FML
I agree, your life sucks 473
You deserved it 35

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Put febreeze on it. According to the commercials you can cover up anything, even the shits. Just make sure to walk around blindfolded so you don't have to see it.

JuliaaNoelle 26

Haven't you all realized that these shit puns aren't funny anymore

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That must've been shit. Sorry, OP.

JuliaaNoelle 26

Haven't you all realized that these shit puns aren't funny anymore

Yes, i agree, that wasn't even punny

there is definitely a "load" of them "piling" up in the comments lately

Just thumb them down and move on I get more annoyed with people complaining about the shitty puns or when someone makes a bad first comment. It isn't that big of a deal.

Lol I actually liked #30's

Quite the shitty situation.

that must have scared the shit out of him! you know, since we're already making unfunny jokes...

You must be new here

es3508 16

It sounds like you've had a crappy day.

JayDay_123 18

Yuck. Sorry OP. Good luck with the stains.

Put febreeze on it. According to the commercials you can cover up anything, even the shits. Just make sure to walk around blindfolded so you don't have to see it.

Or she could have her boyfriend clean it up since he was the one that caused it in the first place

Op's boyfriend probably didn't know that the cat was gonna shit like that in the first place

What happened to the first comment always being "seems like a shitty situation" on these kind of FMLs

I'm guessing that you haven't read the first comment yet..

badluckalex 23

Or the 5 after it... they're all shit puns edit - no pun intended!

I hope that your boyfriend was sprayed with the shit as well.

#7 The boyfriend didn't mean for the cat's poop to spray everywhere.

OP should dump her bf. *sarcasm*

That was a mental image I didn't need. I'll never be able to touch a chocolate fountain again.

Sonii008 19

You gave yourself that mental image dude... -.-

blazerman_fml 17

Himself and now us -.-

You can thank me after the next wedding reception you attend. :)

If he had the poopsies, wouldn't he have crapped on your lap anyway?

My sister in law is a vet tech and said sometimes cats get scared and release poop from their anal gland. It doesn't always matter if they have the shits or not. It's a self defense mechanism and smells worse than normal shit.

cryssycakesx3 22

poopsies though...

wannabesinger 16

Anal glands don't hold poop though. While it is true that animals will expressed their anal glands or their bowels when scared, the two do not go hand and hand.

Maybe you should tell your boyfriend not to try to scare you when your cat is on your lap.