Today, as my kitten was sleeping on my lap, my boyfriend crept up on us and yelled, "BOO!" to make me jump. I wasn't scared, but the cat was. He tensed up and jumped to the floor. He also apparently had the runny shits, spraying me and the couch on his way down. FML
By nenette / Wednesday 12 November 2014 22:50 / France
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  Ichiya  |  29

Just thumb them down and move on I get more annoyed with people complaining about the shitty puns or when someone makes a bad first comment. It isn't that big of a deal.

  heryseshta  |  9

My sister in law is a vet tech and said sometimes cats get scared and release poop from their anal gland. It doesn't always matter if they have the shits or not. It's a self defense mechanism and smells worse than normal shit.