Today, my boyfriend stayed over at my place for the first time. I left him in the bedroom for a couple of minutes while I used the toilet, and when I came back, he was holding my vibrator. He angrily asked me, "What the hell is this? You know this is cheating, right?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend dumped me for "cheating" on him by using a vibrator. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to get intimate, so I masturbated before leaving my place, hoping it would help me last longer than usual. 10 minutes in, she shoved me off and started screaming at me, convinced that I've been cheating on her and practising with someone else. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I realized that the vibrator we bought got sent to his parents house. He picked it up from them, brought it home, and we discovered that they had already opened the package. They even tried to hide the evidence by re-taping it. FML
Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
Today, I came home to find my boyfriend playing with himself. He got mad and said I "killed the mood". How? By coming home. FML
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. Trying to be sexy, I told him what I was doing with my vibrator. I heard a loud bang, followed by him shouting, "Why don't you just fucking marry it, then?!" and then hanging up. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to use a sex toy on him. Am I in the wrong relationship? FML
Today, I suspected something was up when my boyfriend snuck out of bed after he thought I fell asleep. I caught him jerking to porn in the living room and got really upset. He actually got mad, saying, "I have needs and you never put out and get bitchy when I try." FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML
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Welshite 40
I hope you pointed angrily at his hand.
chocolatefrog28 29
Tell him he's actually the other man, and you're already in a meaningful relationship with your vibrator but you're willing to be friends with benefits.
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Comments (205)
F1shingFuzz 1
Lil man syndrome hits again, is he that insecure about a piece of rubber lol!
anne1230 0
My boyfriend was the one who wanted me to get a vibrator. He actually wanted to buy it for me, but that would be funny... so we ordered online. He likes to watch. Sucks for you, i guess?
doodman286 4
My girlfriend saw that I followed a twitter page that posted not even fully nude pictures of girls that were sent in, she claimed I was "cheating"... Bullshit right?
sammylove143 0
Omg ! Someones insicure
bloo_isanonymous 11
Hahaha wow
access_unlimited 15
he wants to be the vibrator for u... 24x7
horsegirl9395 9
Yeah cheating with a piece of plastic
Blaze248 10
so would hr rather find a dude in ya room?? I'm sure almost 85% of females have a B.O.B.
PikaFruit 6
At least if he cheats on you, he can't bring up the shitty excuse "I didn't know it would be considered cheating"... I guess?
fantasyworld 39
Would he consider masturbating cheating?