Today, my boyfriend said that we can "maybe have sleepovers" at his house when he FINALLY moves out. He's 24, and we've been dating for 6 years. FML
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Today, my 24 year-old boyfriend said that he wanted to move out of our apartment, but also stay in a relationship. He's moving back in with his parents, over two hours away. FML.
Today, my boyfriend and I moved into our own house. He proceeded to invite his parents to stay for the week. The same parents we've lived with for the past 5 years. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 8 years moved in with two other women. He's spent the past 2 years telling me he can't afford to move out of his parent's house. FML
Today, I learned that my 29-year-old boyfriend won't stay the night at my house because he lives at home with his parents and doesn't want to have "the discussion" with his mom about me. FML
Today, my boyfriend declared he doesn't feel ready to move in with me for at least "some more years". We have already been together for five years. When he bought an apartment one year ago, he kept it a secret for three months. Maybe I should learn to take a hint. Or several hints. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that we wouldn't move in together as we had planned to do for a long time. His mother forbade it. He is 27. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he never thought we had a future together. He just wanted to move in together so he could get "cheaper rent for a while." FML
Today, I learned why my boyfriend of 10 months and I never hang out at his place. He still lives at home with his mother. He's 38. FML
Today, after five long years of having been together, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to take our relationship to the "next level". We now have a Sims relationship. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
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ImaginaryFoe 1
I don't think this is that bad. You were teenagers when you started dating (albeit he was legally an adult). Has he been in school the majority of your relationship? If so, it's unrealistic to expect him to be able to afford his own place - some can, many cannot. Even if he wasn't in school, most young adults can't afford to get their own place. 24 seems about the right age to me. As for the sleepover thing, it may be a case of "my house, my rules". It doesn't sound like it's been a sexless 6 years so don't get caught up in the wish list. It's hard to tell what your complaint is, OP, because if you were not in the same situation he was, why couldn't he have slept at your own place?
Lisa89 3
I agree with what you're saying. But i think there is a point to the FML: Maybe after 6 years OP was expecting him to ask her to move in. Instead he just shrugs her off and says to maybe occasionally let her round once in a while. That's what I got from the FML at least. [I'm not saying i agree or disagree with OP or anything, just what I think the FML means personally] And I would never have sex in my parent's house. I respect them and their rules too much, so I can understand the dilema. And yeh, if people are in FULL TIME education they obviously can't afford to move out of their parent's houses.. so stop being so judgment guys!
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Comments (46)
macskapingvin 0
He's probably just too shy to say 'when I get my own place we can have wild sex romps every night'
x_missystaceey 0
haha :P
ChelsiiBabee 5
Lol, me and boyfriend have been dating for 4 months and we have slept at each others houses twice. (: Awh, sucks to be you, time to get a new bf.
sassypants93 17
And you're 14! Congratulations!
Lisa89 3
Well done for anouncing to the world you are having illegal underage sex. (or implying you do at least)
smashgrab 0
Get yourself a real man for Christmas. We don't cost a lot, come equipped with jobs, homes, and a pair of fully functioning testicles. It appears to me that your "boyfriend" does not have any of the above. Go ahead, treat yourself!
babez11 0
omg u could paint eachothers nails and hav a pillow fight!!! lol
towboatdude 0
I don't know about Op spending the night at my house. But you can stay at my house anytime you want.
cowboyy_fml 0
I bet that's not really her
MAPruett 0
sounds like you needa move on to better things lol
WHAT_THA_PHUCK 0
Looks like you 'needa' spell check :)
towboatdude 0
Sounds like to me the boyfriend might have some other Canadian Beaver staying over at night.
EvilDave 13
YDI because you have have been dating him for 6 years even though he is 24 and lives at home.
Ninjafriends 1
He must be planning an epic sleepover.
skyeyez9 25
I moved out of my parents' home barely 3 months after I turned 18. I lived in some shitty places, but I finished college, money started flowing and I'm in a nice place now. I don't regret it.
Oblique 0
owned.