Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
Timing
Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
Knock next time please
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Weird family
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML
Mortified
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
Privacy
Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML
Cougartown
Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML
Today, my boyfriends mom walked in on us having sex. She is partially blind so she couldn’t tell what was going on. She had a full conversation while he was still inside me. FML
Nobody's fooled
Today, I was completely naked in my boyfriend's bed. Suddenly his mom yelled that she was coming in so that she could get to the attic. I pulled a blanket up to my neck, hoping she would think I was just cold. She had to step over my bra and panties on her way to the attic. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom and dad walked in on us while we were playing naked Twister. FML
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sisteresss 12
Did she ask to compare ****?
theboss3469 4
I bet the conversation with his mother was loads of fun right?
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Comments (246)
uknowitsJAIME 0
that guy knows how to deal with 2 girls at a time lol
8bitjerrio 0
The sex must have sucked, he doesn't even have a pair.
kurtap 0
haha you got what was coming to ya
jessie0621 0
but what she isn't telling us is that she's really only 12 years old :/
general58 2
I would have at least finished first
Piinkdottx3 5
his mom must be proud
Rodrigue_fml 0
lool
brunettegurly 0
hahahaha your bf cries over silly things
skarlly 10
that must have been awkwarrrrd
dontpush 0
well at least it wasnt the other way around and the father of the girl catches a dude banging his little daughter who's now cying in the bathroom. good luck fighting an angry father