Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML
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Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML
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Today, I was completely naked in my boyfriend's bed. Suddenly his mom yelled that she was coming in so that she could get to the attic. I pulled a blanket up to my neck, hoping she would think I was just cold. She had to step over my bra and panties on her way to the attic. FML
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sisteresss 12
Did she ask to compare ****?
theboss3469 4
I bet the conversation with his mother was loads of fun right?
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Comments (246)
jadejazmyn 5
he's a pussy i'd left and called a male friend to finish me off lol. hasn't she heard of knocking lol
Omniscientus 3
#235 is a *****, and for those saying to dump him, you are all idiots.
FanOfPancakes 2
Oh no, a guy freaked out because his mom caught him doing it? Totally unheard of! (sarcasm) I'd flip if that happened to me, probably wouldn't run away crying but talking to my mom would get awkward real quick.
marqn001 9
ur bf is a girl lol major girl i mean crying really
malincake 7
I hope u dumped him ;)
LizzyJH 15
Oh God that would be terrible! Awkward is an understatement.
kiwi82093 3
Awkward: yes. But it's called a blanket to cover up with, dip.
Rawrfearme96 5
What a douche. :/
newburton13 26
I thought you said it was your boyfriend, not your girlfriend.
Emily9352 13
Next time, wait until you're married and lock the door. YDI.
jwp0211 17
That's when you hide under the blankets and pretend you're not there.