Username
United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Middleboro, United States
So romantic
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Netherlands
Overconfident
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
mahanaaa_23
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Honolulu, United States
Upon reflection
Today, my boyfriend of six years proposed to me. Less than three hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I found a ring box in the pocket of my boyfriend's pants while doing laundry. I eagerly walked up to him knowing that it was an engagement ring, hoping that he would propose on the spot. He tossed it back to me and said, "Well you found it, I don't actually have to ask now, right?" FML
Anonymous
Denver, United States
So romantic
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me with the prettiest, most simple ring I have ever seen. I called my sister to tell her the good news, and her response was, "I know. He had me steal the ring from Claire's." FML
Anonymous
United States
Romance is dead
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML
nickrick12
United States
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
undanya__four
Bristol, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML
Anonymous
New York, United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a 24-hour taco shop, while he was wearing a tee-shirt that says "F*** Me I'm Famous." FML
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enonymous 9
He had me at STFU bitch and put it on
ximeldax 0
hmm.. it would look quite nice on my middle finger.
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Comments (384)
neongurl98 10
I woulda said " oh feel this." and slapped him in the face.
newburton13 26
I hope you said no and sold the ring.
atishe24 9
What a charmer :| (Don't do it, btw)
noYOUdo2much 0
Am I the only one that thinks this is kind of adorable? it sounds like you guys have a fun and humorous relationship, and I suspect you actually love telling this story. Would you rather have him google ideas for a sappy ass proposal, or be himself?
Fog_of_bodem 0
He proposed to you atleast u ingrate
FishHead 6
To all of the annoying women on this thread, selling the ring is technically robbery, hitting him is assault, kicking him in the ball is a great way to get punched and you will be going to jail and to the moron who said dump him to find out if he real wants you is going to be single forever because any guy who were to find that out we label her as "that crazy ex". All the women seeking a fairy tale life please realize that will most likely never happen and just go back to reading your Twilight books.
sulitak 27
ummm. Selling a gift = not robbery. if you both physically harm each other, its more likely the man will get arrested than the girl (not fair but true) Also, a girl can expect a romantic proposal without "living in a fairy tale". Though I do agree that once you're labeled "the crazy ex" more than once you are very unlikely to be taken seriously.
IzabellaBlack 0
I'm sorry, but that's kinda funny..maybe im just in a mean mood..xD
affamigo13 1
Annwww, I think thats so CUTE!!!
gambit54321ryan 0
Well that's getting straight to the point hahahaha
Samus_Aran_fml 0
At least he tried...I guess.