Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at the zoo. With a Ring Pop. He was serious. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Overconfident
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
Selected
Today, I went out with my family and boyfriend for dinner. We were all having a good time, when suddenly at the end of dinner he gets down on one knee, takes out an engagement ring, and says, "I choose you, Pikachu," with a straight face. He was serious. FML
So romantic
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Today, I decided to pop the question to my beloved. Perfect lighting, fresh cut roses, a fancy dinner. The restaurant was in on it too. Shame they brought out the wedding-themed congratulations dessert before I actually went down on my knee. FML
Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML
The Hulk
Today, my very cheap boyfriend of four years proposed. I was overwhelmed with emotion, since he bought such a huge, seemingly-diamond ring. I was later overwhelmed with emotion when my finger turned green. FML
Upon reflection
Today, my boyfriend of six years proposed to me. Less than three hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML
Perfect date
Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML
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Jojomichelle1989 0
omg i personally think thats adorable and I would like melt. except i am not the hugest fan of the zoo... but a ring-pop engagement is adorable! but if he didnt get you a REAL ring as well. yeah no bueno
HockeyFanNick 4
Not gonna lie... that's really cute. I hope you said yes.
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Comments (482)
ElMundio87 0
Yeah, a gesture just isn't romantic unless you have to max out a credit card to arrange it, am i right? FYL for being an ungrateful bitch.
Matdredalia 0
AMEN! took the words right out of my mouth!! I think that's one of the most awesome proposals I've ever heard of.
Matdredalia 0
DUDE....I *wish* my boyfriend would propose to me like that!
KarlaSphinx 0
Made an FML account just to say that's so sweet a way to propose, so stfu hoesky. :p Really really though, that's perfect. Plus it's not about and should never be about the ring.
cactus_fml 0
I think it's sweet, but some people just aren't into the whole candy ring thing. I mean really, is she going to wear it to her wedding? I don't think it's really ungrateful for her to want an actual ring.
HunterFalls13 0
Umm.... That guys an idiot who would do that? I would have been like uuhh no
uchihasasuke 0
rock on, what was the answer?!
whitey_fml 0
i mean, i think this is kinda really cute...
ThatGuyWeHate 0
Ya know what my uncle proposed to my aunt with? A plastic Spiderman ring. So yeah, quit whining OP. You're just proving the female stereotypes.
REDCRAYON 0
hey that's so sweet!!! hahaha get it? sweet??? lol just kidding.. yah web I grow up I probably can't aford a diamond ring.. but I hope she says yes! :)
ivals 3
maybe he tried to be funny?!?! P.S. Reminds me of the movie norbit!