Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at the zoo. With a Ring Pop. He was serious. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Overconfident
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
Selected
Today, I went out with my family and boyfriend for dinner. We were all having a good time, when suddenly at the end of dinner he gets down on one knee, takes out an engagement ring, and says, "I choose you, Pikachu," with a straight face. He was serious. FML
So romantic
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Today, I decided to pop the question to my beloved. Perfect lighting, fresh cut roses, a fancy dinner. The restaurant was in on it too. Shame they brought out the wedding-themed congratulations dessert before I actually went down on my knee. FML
Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML
The Hulk
Today, my very cheap boyfriend of four years proposed. I was overwhelmed with emotion, since he bought such a huge, seemingly-diamond ring. I was later overwhelmed with emotion when my finger turned green. FML
Upon reflection
Today, my boyfriend of six years proposed to me. Less than three hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML
Perfect date
Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML
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Jojomichelle1989 0
omg i personally think thats adorable and I would like melt. except i am not the hugest fan of the zoo... but a ring-pop engagement is adorable! but if he didnt get you a REAL ring as well. yeah no bueno
HockeyFanNick 4
Not gonna lie... that's really cute. I hope you said yes.
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lastminuteperm 0
Umm...deviantartgirl: As I said above ^ , I don't need a perfect proposal. I just need to know I'm loved. Gosh.
Uniquitous 1
Oh noes, you didn't get a shiny, colored rock on a band of metal! It must not be love. YDI for being materialistic. You also will deserve the shallow, hollow man who finally does buy your affection. He will undoubtedly cast you aside when he gets the urge to "buy" a newer model.
plexico 4
I'm sure that there are a lot of girls out there whose boyfriends have been ******* them for years, but never coming close to proposing to them, REALLY agree that your life is ******!
sharkshaveteeth 0
I actually thought that that was funny and cute. It's like in Knocked Up when Ben gives the girl the empty box, but is really sincere with everything that he wants to commit to her and promises her that he will fill the box with the ring that she deserves someday. It may suck for the time being, but he has the intent and that is what matters!
brrrx 0
"Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said no because I didn't have a 2K diamond ring for her, and I didn't take her to Paris to do it. FML." Now THAT is an FML. Unlike "Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a really cute way, but I'm a materialistic spoiled brat."
gottalovepixar 0
You should just be happy somebody loves you enough to want to be in a commited relationship with you. I think it's kind of sweet, and funny. I would say yes to a person who asked me that way, it's so cute! Being upset that you weren't proposed to with an expensive piece of jewelery is kind of snobby, just enjoy the fact that someone loves you!
Miss_delaney 0
thats so cute! the spontaneousness of it says that he really means it. anyways, the ring is only a symbol. im sure he'll get you a REAL ring that you both can pick out.
ReallyNeedsRehab 0
Depends how old you are. hahaha
kendallclair24 0
I think that's adorable! Be greatful!!!
HondaGirl2010 0
You don't deserve such a sweet, kind and creative guy. He's obviously too good for you.