Love: Today, my boyfriend proposed. The ring just had a piece of graphite...

By pencilring - 04/09/2010 14:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed. The ring just had a piece of graphite on it. My boyfriend argued that since graphite and diamonds are both just forms of carbon, it is the same thing. FML

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By dino0123 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Herndon

Today, my very cheap boyfriend of four years proposed. I was overwhelmed with emotion, since he bought such a huge, seemingly-diamond ring. I was later overwhelmed with emotion when my finger turned green. FML

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By arthise - 09/10/2013 07:03 - United States - Evansville

Today, my boyfriend won a diamond engagement ring through a citywide competition. Instead of proposing to me, he's selling it. FML

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By Username - 20/07/2011 23:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

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So romantic

By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 23:58 - United States - Denver

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me with the prettiest, most simple ring I have ever seen. I called my sister to tell her the good news, and her response was, "I know. He had me steal the ring from Claire's." FML

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By undanya__four - 10/04/2015 20:19 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML

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By badluck - 21/07/2014 19:31 - Canada - Medicine Hat

Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML

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So romantic

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Middleboro

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML

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By whatsername92 - 01/02/2013 03:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me the most beautiful diamond ring I have ever seen. As I excitedly put it on my finger, he told me it wasn't an engagement ring, but I should wear it like one to keep other men away and seem "unapproachable". FML

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By anonymous - 02/09/2014 18:58 - United States - Wolcott

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She just grabbed the ring and said in a raspy voice, "My precious..." FML

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Thanks De Beers

By Anonymous - 31/08/2021 19:01

Today, my boyfriend proposed with the biggest, tackiest, most Geordie Shore-style ring I’ve ever seen. I said yes because I love him, but this thing is twice as wide as my finger and just looks horrible compared to the solitaire ring I told him I really liked. I’m embarrassed to be seen wearing it. FML

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slushpup9696 12

Saturday 4 September 2010 19:56

It's not about the ring...

Breeneefml12 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 19:49

why are you bitching? at least you know he wants to spend the rest of his life with you now, so shut the **** up and be happy.

Comments

BlackCloudedSldr 5

Wednesday 18 January 2012 9:54

At least you know you're not dating or marrying an idiot. He's basically right. Cheap but right.

Starquake24 0

Saturday 18 February 2012 18:56

My guess is your boyfriend payed attention in chemistry. +1 for him.

friek1996 1

Saturday 3 March 2012 4:28

If you truly loved him u wouldnt be upset. Snobby snobby

skullofdarkness 18

Friday 23 March 2012 13:16

BRILLIANT!!! Why didn't I think of that...?

Ninjasaurus18 9

Sunday 22 April 2012 22:32

That's awesome, actually. FYL for being so shallow.

_highandlow 5

Monday 11 June 2012 0:31

If you loved him you wouldnt be so picky or snippy. You're an ass and you don't deserve him.

Skepticaalx 11

Tuesday 12 June 2012 22:19

really? I wouldnt care what my bf proposes to me with in all honesty even if it's a haribo ring! Love him to pieces would be happy that he wants to spend his life with me!