Today, my boyfriend once again cancelled a date because he has too much homework. His professor is my dad, who's assigning astronomical amounts of homework to keep us from seeing each other. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, my boyfriend canceled our date last-minute. He claimed he had no time because he had to iron his towels. FML
Today, instead of canceling for the third consecutive time due to work-related reasons, my boyfriend sent his twin brother on our date. They both thought I wouldn't notice. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to come hang out with me. He said he was busy and had to do homework. Since he never studies, I got suspicious and went to check up on him. I found him playing dress-up with his cat. He's 17. FML
Today, the guy I've been dating said we couldn't see each other anymore because he needed to focus on his career. He's unemployed. FML
Today, I canceled all my plans because my boyfriend wanted to go on a date. He didn't mean with me. FML
Today, my husband yet again procrastinated on a project for so long, that he now has to work during the weekend. When I asked whether or not we could still spend some free time together, he started ranting about how I ruin his career. He seriously thinks it's about us and not his horrible planning skills. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend at chess, whilst also doing my homework and cooking dinner, and he got upset about it. FML
Today, I was crying after having argued with my boyfriend. My mom saw me, she asked, "Why are you crying? Don't you have homework to do?" FML
Today, my dad and his girlfriend left for a 10-day vacation. They booked an expensive beach-house. I'm an A grade student and just last month, he stopped paying my school fees because he 'couldn't afford it.' Oh, and he's making me feed the dog while he's away. FML
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Top comments
Adam5858 17
.Messed up dad.Why would he bother he is already creating a bad relationship with your boyfriend
Llamassss 21
Your dad is one of those professors that no one likes.
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Comments (110)
ohSNAPyall 27
Whatever happened to professional courtesy?
bugmefmlnotnow 7
just make sure to let it slip that all you do in those brief moments you can snatch together is **** like bunnies...
kacironi 13
at least you know he isn't lying
jlaski 10
be his personal tutor
worldclassrager 41
Just Study Together If Possible
FemskyD 26
Cheers dad -.-
rdenkewicz 11
Maybe you can go over to his house and "tutor" him.
dipshitpoopyhead 7
Well his dad may be an asshole, but he is creative.
uniformed 13
If I was said boyfriend I'd just show up to class one day with none of the homework done and say "sorry I was eating your daughter out and lost track of time. uh I mean my dog ate my homework".
DArthurVaderian 18
I love how everyone is instantly assuming the dad is assigning all the homework to the whole class. He doesn't have to be......