Today, my boyfriend once again cancelled a date because he has too much homework. His professor is my dad, who's assigning astronomical amounts of homework to keep us from seeing each other. FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, my boyfriend canceled our date last-minute. He claimed he had no time because he had to iron his towels. FML
Today, instead of canceling for the third consecutive time due to work-related reasons, my boyfriend sent his twin brother on our date. They both thought I wouldn't notice. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to come hang out with me. He said he was busy and had to do homework. Since he never studies, I got suspicious and went to check up on him. I found him playing dress-up with his cat. He's 17. FML
Today, the guy I've been dating said we couldn't see each other anymore because he needed to focus on his career. He's unemployed. FML
Today, I canceled all my plans because my boyfriend wanted to go on a date. He didn't mean with me. FML
Today, my husband yet again procrastinated on a project for so long, that he now has to work during the weekend. When I asked whether or not we could still spend some free time together, he started ranting about how I ruin his career. He seriously thinks it's about us and not his horrible planning skills. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend at chess, whilst also doing my homework and cooking dinner, and he got upset about it. FML
Today, I was crying after having argued with my boyfriend. My mom saw me, she asked, "Why are you crying? Don't you have homework to do?" FML
Today, my dad and his girlfriend left for a 10-day vacation. They booked an expensive beach-house. I'm an A grade student and just last month, he stopped paying my school fees because he 'couldn't afford it.' Oh, and he's making me feed the dog while he's away. FML
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Top comments
Adam5858 17
.Messed up dad.Why would he bother he is already creating a bad relationship with your boyfriend
Llamassss 21
Your dad is one of those professors that no one likes.
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Comments (110)
weveallbeenthere 30
think of how smart you bf will be once he's done.
Mortoli 30
Lol if she really wants to be with him she would tell her dad to stop screwing with her love life. Especially if she over 18.
wakejhittle 7
Atleast your dad will know he is loyal, he's doing his homework isn't he
johbstonjacob 8
You should go over and help him with it so that you guys can go out after
thunderniron 22
Maybe you're being a bit paranoid? Thinking most college level profs aren't going to screw with am entire class just to screw with your bf. They do have a reputation to live to.
Axel5238 29
Agreed, I doubt the dad would risk his professional reputation just because of the boyfriend. Some assign more homework than others. Both things considered it doesn't seem likely.
abigiggles 39
I thought this was going to be another cheater story. I'm glad it's not.
MidnaLink 35
I'm no expert, but I think that's unethical on about 1,000,000,000 levels!
darryaz 9
That's hilarious and brings back memories. My dad was a professor at the university that both my girlfriend (later wife and now ex-wife) and I attended.
MidnaLink 35
That's not funny at all! If he's assigning that much homework, then the whole class is suffering just to keep these two apart.
smackaroonial 20
This is hilarious. I am still laughing as I read all the comments.
Aero220 16
He should go to your house to ask your dad for "help" on his homework then work on it with you