Today, my boyfriend of 7 years broke up with me in a text message. Then I found out from a mutual friend that he "came out" and told everyone at our school that he is gay. He has known he was gay for years and he was just using me as a cover up. What a great way to start my senior year. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me for a guy. I was the only one who knew he was bisexual. Now everyone thinks I "turned him gay." FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 5 years after finally realizing I'm a lesbian. He then outed me to my very religious and conservative family. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 8 years broke up with me on my 30th birthday, through text message. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend of one year broke up with me a week before my prom because he found out that he liked my best friend instead. However, she likes someone else anyways, so were now both left brokenhearted. FML
Today, my boyfriend of nearly six months broke up with me. Over text. In a group chat. With the new girl he wanted to date. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Facebook. I don't even have Facebook. My friends had to tell me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, saying I was immature for making gay jokes all the time. A few hours later, I got six texts and three calls from guys I didn't know. It turns out, she put my name and number on Craigslist as a gay man seeking a relationship. FML
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smiller0789 3
I really hope you mean your senior year of college...
allmidnighteyes 11
Senior year... of high school, or college?
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Comments (141)
GanjAxZermA 0
dam.. 7 years that's like seven years that he threw away for you., I'm so sorry.. but maybe next time you won't end up with a gay guy :/
manda_baby_rawr 4
you better not mean senior year of high school. or I will hunt you down and smack you upside the head. OP, you just earned yourself a BIIIIIIG slice of FAIL pie. and as a consolation prize you get this lovely trophy *motions to nothing*
HeaRTs_Girl 0
You didn't spell THROW right, and the person you replied to used break in the right context, so stfu. Carry on! ^_^
HeaRTs_Girl 0
I was replying to 109, by the way. Damn Blackberry. >_
Haha_oh_wait 4
You didn't know when he made you use a strap on?
Digitalluv 0
time to bring out a can of kick ass.
rainyyshmainyy 2
Hey, at least he didn't go around saying you turned him gay. That would have definitely been worse.
jrowa3957 0
I hope u mean college otherwise u would start dating in the six grade ew!
ngforeveralone 3
Obviously a fake fml. YDI
Ninjasaurus18 9
To all the people who say 11 year olds can't date and actually care, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time there was a little girl who had just moved to a new town, and knew no one. She was in 6th grade. She met a guy who seemed to be exactly like her best fried Max from her old city, and they soon became friends. After being best friends from September to March, with everyone telling them they should date, la la la, they starte faking. After fake dating from March- October, he asked her if she really liked him because he liked her. Now they have been dating for about a year for real with no fights or other shit. Guess who that little girl is?