Today, my boyfriend of 7 years broke up with me in a text message. Then I found out from a mutual friend that he "came out" and told everyone at our school that he is gay. He has known he was gay for years and he was just using me as a cover up. What a great way to start my senior year. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML
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Today, my boyfriend of one year broke up with me a week before my prom because he found out that he liked my best friend instead. However, she likes someone else anyways, so were now both left brokenhearted. FML
Today, my boyfriend of nearly six months broke up with me. Over text. In a group chat. With the new girl he wanted to date. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Facebook. I don't even have Facebook. My friends had to tell me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, saying I was immature for making gay jokes all the time. A few hours later, I got six texts and three calls from guys I didn't know. It turns out, she put my name and number on Craigslist as a gay man seeking a relationship. FML
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smiller0789 3
I really hope you mean your senior year of college...
allmidnighteyes 11
Senior year... of high school, or college?
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Comments (141)
BlueBug94 4
Shit. I had that same thing happen to me. What an asshole he is.
jma87 0
5th graders get relationships that serious?
ravenrandom 0
get over it
Momo_Moonlight 25
Senior year of WHAT?
SheTheOtaku 21
You, my friend, were used as a 'beard'. Although, on the optimistic side, that means he found you hot enough to make him look straight to people. Congrats on that, neh?
Makifun 19
So you got together in grade 5... Okay...
fantasyworld 39
I've never knew a fifth grader in a relationship.
cantfixme36 28
It's rare, but it happens.... Especially in small towns. I live in a small town and know a couple that started dating in the 6th grade and just got married last year (their first year out of high school)
cyb3rbyte 20
I'm gay, and I would never use anyone as a "beard" to come out. That's just being an awful person.
cantfixme36 28
Wait so... Did you know he was gay and you were just doing him a favour, or is he just an asshole that forgot to tell his coverup she was a coverup?