Today, my boyfriend of 7 years broke up with me in a text message. Then I found out from a mutual friend that he "came out" and told everyone at our school that he is gay. He has known he was gay for years and he was just using me as a cover up. What a great way to start my senior year. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me for a guy. I was the only one who knew he was bisexual. Now everyone thinks I "turned him gay." FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 5 years after finally realizing I'm a lesbian. He then outed me to my very religious and conservative family. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 8 years broke up with me on my 30th birthday, through text message. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend of one year broke up with me a week before my prom because he found out that he liked my best friend instead. However, she likes someone else anyways, so were now both left brokenhearted. FML
Today, my boyfriend of nearly six months broke up with me. Over text. In a group chat. With the new girl he wanted to date. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Facebook. I don't even have Facebook. My friends had to tell me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, saying I was immature for making gay jokes all the time. A few hours later, I got six texts and three calls from guys I didn't know. It turns out, she put my name and number on Craigslist as a gay man seeking a relationship. FML
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smiller0789 3
I really hope you mean your senior year of college...
allmidnighteyes 11
Senior year... of high school, or college?
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Comments (141)
turdburgers 0
So you two have been dating since elementary school? I call bullshit on this one.
BioRocks 0
I call bullshit for a different reason: She's starting her senior year in November?
waterynuggets 0
#31 When these are posted does not reflect when they were submitted.
lainzilla 14
If you two ever had sex I'd kind of argue on the 'gay' point.
mizanonymous 0
at least he told you now so you might actually get to finish high school dating someone who's NOT gay.
Laisy 0
oh God, Danneel Harris , are you reading this? This is your future!
Kickmehard 0
=( YDI for being a liar, liar face. I call super BS on this one if its true then YDI for dating someone when you were 10/11. =/
ChrisLF82 0
Um...who says she's not talking about senior year in college?
just_me_tmp 0
Because in college you don't go around "telling everyone in school." Everyone is in different buildings at different times for the most part and hardly ever cross paths unless they are in a class together, the student union or a student organization. If this is in fact about college, the OP is sort of creepy and immature to go around telling everyone that he's gay. Just join the freaking common ground group.
owlowl 0
If you started dating him at 10 years old, you can't really complain that he wasn't in touch with his homosexuality. It takes time to fully accept/realise it - he really wouldn't have had a clue at that stage. So yeah, it sucks, but YDI. Didn't you realise in 7 YEARS after he had not shown any physical attraction/affection towards you?
rakuboi 3
Am I the only one who's aware of the fact that gay men sleep with women too? He was probably just confused or had some a-hole family member or religious zealot on his back all the time about it. And did he go around with a megaphone or did he just tell people when they asked him? *shrugs* Either way, get over it and find someone else.
Saluton 18
To all who say "you should have realized before": it's not that easy to tell. Don't you remember the numerous FMLs here where people complain that everyone around thinks they are gay, while they aren't?
perdix 31
Aw. Don't worry, you're young. By the time you're done, you will have turned a lot of guys gay. While it is generally believed that most gay people are born that way, there exists the possibility that there are women with whom sex is so disgusting and unpleasant that otherwise straight men suddenly prefer butt-sex with other smelly, sweaty, hairy men. You must be one of them.
TheRedQueenx2 0
LMFAO @ Laisy
Omni7 11
Sam and dean you my friend are awesome