Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I wasn't expecting anything too romantic, but I would have liked something more than an email from Facebook, requesting my confirmation that we were engaged. FML
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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed, and I said yes! Not even three hours later, I got a text message asking if we could just be friends instead. He won't tell me what changed, and doesn't feel like he owes me any explanation. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
Today, I got engaged to my boyfriend of three years. I made the announcement on my status on facebook so people would congratulate me. The only response I got about my engagement was from a girl I knew saying; "Umm, he didn't tell you he was cheating on you for three years with me?" FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 3 years that I wanted to marry him someday. His response was, "Oh, OK, thanks." FML
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Comicmischief 0
The internet has taken over.
justaquietghost 0
Oh wow. FYL. that's almost worse then being dumped via facebook, although I'm not sure. a lot of people are going to say ydi because you chose to date him in the first place... But I don't think anyone deserves facebook relationship status changes before real life relationship changes...
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xoxo9171 0
maybe he thought he was being really creative and that you might be really surprise he asked you that way. still I agree- I wouldn't want someone to ask me to marry them that way
alpha_fml 0
You know, I was gonna give you a FYL, but I have this sneaking suspicion that you're one of those people that lives on Facebook. And then you jumped straight over to FML when you got the request. If that's the case, I'm not really surprised what happened, happened.
coopcas 0
What if OP is a man?
flor1dagator7 0
This is fake
KathyLee 0
I'm feeling pretty annoyed by all those guys saying women are shallow just because they expect a proposal to be more than a matter of a couple of mouse-clicks. I hope I don't have to stress that getting married definitely is a big deal. A proposal should be the same. I'm sure the OP wasn't expecting "Will you marry me?" to be written in the sky, accompanied by a $1.000.000 ring. All she was asking was being able to look her boyfriend in the eyes while he was popping the question. Is something so small, so easy to fulfill to much to ask?
noshitsherlock 0
wow what a loser. I would dump someone for being that lame because I couldn't imagine being married to someone like that.
rxxk 0
DENY DENY DENY!
princess243 0
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amazingkate 0
i agree with #123, OP didn't say anything about "FML, no giant ring!" she said "FML, he can't even propose in the same room!" and while i can kiiiinda see people saying she's whining and at least she HAS someone who wants to marry her, she's not materialistic, at least not so far as we can tell in the post. i don't want to get too into this, but i'd like to say that for every materialistic, bitchy, controlling girl there's a materialistic, bitchy, controlling dude out there. and then there are also cool people who are pretty chill all around... until you ask them to marry them via facebook.
NoMercy_fml 0
This isn't an FML. I love inappropriate use of technology to ask a serious question, that can greatly affect two people's lives.